Kelvikenna Badhil?

MV Me: "Enadhuuuuuu.. Dhanamaa... enadhu... Kaima idly ila da; iniku kothu parotta dhaan unaku! Idhuku andha Pandian Pandeeswari ke ok solirpene naanu!"

K: "Kuva kuva ku en badhil- Jeeva anne per dhaan vekkum.. aana.. Dhanam anni oda andha KOZHANDHAYE NAAN DHAAN! Ipo solunga, enaku dhaane anni mela adhiga paasam!?"

MV Me: "Ivaru avangalku kozhandha na, namma athai enna tomato thokka?!"

M: "Pesiyaacha rendu perum. Neenga rendu perum ipadi panardhunaala akka ku ena laabam? Naa akka ku seekrama papa porakanum nu saami kita dhenamum vendikaren! Adhunala kuva kuva round ku naa oruthi dhaan arthamulla badhil soliruken. Enaku dhaan akka mela paasam jaasthi!"

MV Me: "Indha nimisham ivanga ammavo athaachiyo entry kudutha APDI irkum! Enatha panna! Lockdown la enga varaporaang avanga!"

"Jing-Chak" Kanna noted something down on his notepad in silence while the only sound in the room was Lakshmi amma's sniffles.

Kanna: "Ok, adutha round Veetuku veedu! Adhaavadhu, ipo nama Dhanam anni inga vandha nama veedu epdi irundhudhu nu ena soluveenga Hmm aarambiyungal!"

Jeeva: "Anni, neenga illama indha veetula yaarukum Kaiyum odala Kaalum odala anni!"

MV Me: "En da, Veetula lockdown la okaandhurukom! Edhuku da kaiyum kaalum odanum?! Ivan build up ku oru alave illa!"

Kathir: "Anni...." <Emotional PS BGM starts>
Dancer K in a thought cloud : "Adei, nee inum thirundhalaya da!!" and Kathir just zones him out of his brain to continue...
Kathir: "... anni...neenga illama indha veede veedu madhiri illa anni!"

MV Me: "Mkmm.. indha manushan veetla irukardha vida kadai la dhaan jaasthi irupaaru. Ivaru idha pathi pesave kudadhu! Hmmm.. idha velila enga sola mudiyum. MV la ye solikavendidhaan!"

Mullai: "Akka, indhamari inime veetla thaniya vitutu pogadheenga ka! Indha veedu naa neenga dhaan, Neenga dhaan indha veedu!"

MV Me: "Kevalama irku indha dialogue, indha kannan idhuku prize kuduthaan naa avana kolapaniduven!" and she says "Jing Chak out loud"

M: "Ennanga, naa jalra podren nu solreegala?!"

Meena: "Ayo.. ila ila... Round mudinjudhu nu Kanna solvaane.. naama indha vaati solvome nu soliten! hehehe"

MV Me: "Nala vela samaalicha d Meena.. sabba!"

Kanna looks at Meena doubtfully and then turns towards the contestants!! "Ok,. very good.. moonu roundun mudinjudhu! Ipo final tie-breaker. Adhukum readya irukaan indha Kannan!.. Naa ready neenga readya?!!"

All 3 reply "Readyyyy!" excitedly while Meena hits her forehead. Lakshmi amma couldnt stand any longer- "Kanna, enna ulla kootitu po da! Indhamari poti la oruthar jeika mathavanga thokardha ennaala paaka mudila da!"

Finally everyone is ready for the much awaited (?!) tie-breaker!

Kanna: "Elaarkum oru jalra vechurken. Idhu oru rapid fire round! Adhaavadhu- elaarkum puriyara mari solren- naa Dhanam anni pathi kelvi kepen; yaaruku badhil theriyumo odane jaalra podanum- apo avangalku badhil solla chance. Seri, elaam jalra va kaila vechutu readya irunga! Aaramikalama?!

Dhanam anni oda chain yaar avangaluku kuduthadhu?"

Jing chak!
Mullai: "Avuga Paati!"
Ka: "Correct answer. Dhanam anni oda annan peru enna?"

Jing Chak!
Jeeva: "Jega mama"
Ka: "Thappu"

Jing Chak!
Kathir: "Jegannathan"
Ka: "Correct answer- Jeeva Anne, theliva muzhu per solanum! Dhanam anni ethana varusham kazhichu avanga veetuku poi thangirkaanga"

Jing Chak!
Kathir: 15
Ka: "Correct! Dhanam anni Dosai ootha thayangra mari vera enna samaika thayanguvaanga"

Jing Chak!
Jeeva: "Chapathi"
MV Me: "Naama polambinadhu nyabagam vechurukkan pola!"
Ka: "Correct! Dhanam anni oda punch dialogue enna?"

Jing Chak!
M: "Kudumbam pirinjudum mama!"
Ka: "Super! Dhanam anni oda strenght and weakness enna?"

2 Jing Chaks at same time!
Kathir and Jeeva: "Naamadhaan!"
MV Me: "Enna oru othuma! Thu!"
Ka: "Ennayum sethukonha anne! Superu! Dhanam anni kodaikanal trip la yaaru romance aa jaasthi keduthaanga?"

Meena yells Jing Chak to say she was the main victim and screams when she felt an arm on her shoulder!
K,J,Ka: "Anniiiii"
M: "Akkaaaaaa"

Dhanam: "Enna da idhellam! Enna nadakudhu inga! Ungalaala epdi idhellam mudiyudhu?! Naa iladhapo epdi ipdilaam pannalam?! Enmela yaarku paasam jaasthi nu potiya? Athai enga? Meena Juice saaptiya? Mullai un udambu ipo epdi iruku?! Kathiru nee kadailendhu epo vandha? Jeeva nee kadaiku polaya da? Un mask enga? Kanna, unaku online class laam mudinjudha? Mama enkudave vandhutu kadaiku poren nu ponaha? Ungalta phone pannara da jeeva?Moonu naal poitu vardhukula enalaam nadandhuchu? Mullai chithapa kelambitaara? Saaptu ponaara ilaya?!"

By the time Dhanam ended the questionnaire Kanna gave up being the game master and the contestants decided they cant answer even one question from Dhanam's rapid fire. They all just seal their mouth shut when Dhanam turns to Meena- "Aama, vayathula en kai aa azhuthi vechurka?! Papa ku valikapogudhu!!" she finally stops, smiles, shakes her head and walks in to check on her athai

MV Me: "Edhuku kai vechurkena?! Ithanerama inga nadandhuche oru koothu, adha thappithavari en papa ketuda kudadhu nu dhaan!" she thought to herself and went off to rest while the gamemaster and the contestants waited for tea from Dhanam after the conclusion-less gameshow!

THE END

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*Antilia is the name of Ambani's home in Mumbai!

Author's question- Who do you think would have won this gameshow 🤪🤪🤪 Please let me know in the comments 😄😄