[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Actor AU! Interview #1

Edward: Please cover my ears.

Joyeuse: (covers Edward's ears)

Futhark: And I can't get a girl? I could fucking get any girl I want and—

(Futhark gets censored and is not allowed to speak unless spoken to.)

"So what do you feel about Gods for Rent book 1, which ended last Spring?"

Joyeuse: I'm so glad it ended.

Edward: Mahirap po umiyak.

Laevateinn: (eats apple)

Joyeuse: I got shot. Why do I always get shot? I always either get stabbed, shot, or killed.

Laevateinn: Everyone hates your face.

Joyeuse: Point taken.

Futhark: (raises hand to say something)

Futhark: (gets ignored)

Edward: I do believe that it's because book one is all about me.

Joyeuse: It's Gods for Rent, not Edward Dace is for Rent.

Futhark: I'd (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) that.

Joyeuse: Why would you say that, you bloody idiot?!

"It's okay, I censored it out."

Joyeuse: But I still heard it!

Edward: (on the phone) Mommy, I want to go home.

"Let's change the question! What did you feel the first time you're told you're playing a detective role?"

Joyeuse: It's not news to me, but I've quite the massive thrill when I was told my character is a political science student.

Edward: It's like a stepping stone for your world dominca-domino-doma—

Joyeuse: Domination.

Edward: Dominican Republic.

Joyeuse: You bloody git.

Futhark: (censored) (censored) (censored)

Joyeuse: I made tea afterwards, and had to make another cup after Futhark told me he got a role too.

Futhark: And that I'm his best friend.

Futhark: Oh hey the censorship's gone no—(censored) (censored)

Futhark: What the f—(censored)

Joyeuse: I'm British.

Edward: Laevateinn is Icelandic, not German.

Laevateinn: Ég er Groot.

Edward: And he has no idea who Superman is until he got the role of Laevateinn.

Laevateinn: Indeed.