My Name Is Daphe Bae Dove Hollow

Feeling Fab

I woke up today feeling the fabest I have in like two secs! Already knows it's gonna be a good day! I left to go to my besties cabin, which is her cabin because she's also a mortal God that's also immortal just like me so we're besties.

 "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy besti! !!?" Maria murmured a melody sound so melodyus it would seduce twenty people of she coughed. Amateur I can do forty. Oh well she'll learn.

 " Omg was just looking for you! You're looking like the definition of the book "101 ways to seduce;)" gurl! !!!!! "

 "Thanks gurl! You look like the definition of "102 ways to seduce;)" Daphdaph!!!! " Ria (that's her nickname) linked her leg through my arm before muttering about getting used to limbs and fixing it by moving her arm instead. Maria gasped!

 "OMG GURL WE FORGOT WE'RE VAMPIRES!!!! WE NEED BLOOD 2DAY REMEMBER??"

 I screamed loudly before kidnapping an Aphrodite kid for her. "Its only enough for one of us please take it so I'll did knowing you still alobe!"

 Maria cried but accepted. "I love you daphne!!"

 A camper gasped. Sudden confessions on the brink of death?! ?!

 "Death my confuse a squish for love Maria... It'll only squish your heart tragically when you realize that oh no we forgot the pie in the oven!!!"

 "FUC-" but they are to pure and innocent to actually swear because ares blessed them to never swear.

 "WE NEED TO GO TO PIG FARTS!!"

 " NO YOUNG BESTI, WE DON'T HAVE A SHIP REDY! WE OUGHTA GO TO HOGWARTS! "I

" oh yeah the full moon is coming let's go! "

Obviously we are so nice we kissed the Aphrodite girl for almost biting her for blood as apology.

 "Come out Cookie, Sparkles" me and ria called. Two beautiful Pegasus unicorns bounded over elegantly. See they look kinda like us! Cookie is Rias and Sparkles aka sparky is mine.

Omg I forgot 2 tell what we look like! Ok so, here you go don't die of nosebleed

Since I'm a daughter of Hades and poseidon, I have silver and blue and pink hair, that's a super long copay bob. I'm really curvy, like omg cuuurves, and literally anyone will drool at sight of me. Big boobs too obvi. Also me and ria change age all the time and right now we're seventeen. Anyways I wear super small mean shorts that are ripped a bit, cos it's a style and a black t shirt with blue silver and pink stripes going up and down. I have a button nose, a pink eye and a blue eye and big puffer fish 🐟 lips. I have a so cool beany too.

Also here's Ria obvi doing my besti.

Ok so she's a daughter of hera and artemis so everyone thinks she's illegal but except me I was through that and there was a really hot girl that was besti potential!! Anyways she has like silver (twinsies!!!!!!!!!!) And purple hair in a ponytail through a football cap hat. Her body is basically like mine and stuff, but she has two beaut green orbs I could stare at for like a min b4 getting jelly. Also she wears these really high heels but she's clumsy and falls a lot don't tell her I said that oops lol sorry ria if you see that.

So basically incest for the wincest and a blue silver and purple silver ponies.

Then we flew off into the sunset to Hogwarts while listening to girl in red bc were at camp rightnow.