Sword of the Slayer

Chapter one

You wake up facedown in the snow. As if that's not bad enough, you're in your pajamas. Great. I'll freeze to death. You get up and start walking. Every step is frozen hell. You wrap your arms around yourself and shiver. "F-fucking h-h-hell! I j-j-just w-wanna g-go h-h-home!" Then, because life hates you, someone lands on you. "T-t-this is f-fucking bu-bullshit!" You look up and see fangs. "Shitshitshit!" You roll out from under the person. Isn't that Nezuko from kimetsu no yaiba? Wait...I'm fucked. You lunge behind as she lunges for you. "I just wanna live!"

You throw yourself to the floor and watch her fly over you. Where the fuck is Tanjirou?! You see the familiar green and black checkered haori. "Tanjirou! Get your sister!" You slip just in time for Nezuko to miss you again. That was way too fucking close. You kick at Nezuko's ankle with strength you didn't know you had and a katana swings where her head was before. I have very mixed feelings about this. Tanjirou reaches your side and pulls Nezuko into a tight hug.

Giyuu says something but you're not listening. I almost died. You grab your shoulders and shiver and it's only partially due to the cold. I almost died so many times and if I didn't run into Tanjirou...I probably would've died from hypothermia. I could've died out here...all alone away from anyone who might've cared about me. You're broken out of your thoughts by Giyuu approaching you. He doesn't say anything. You stare at him. He stares back. He blinks. "I win." He tosses a cloak at you and walks away. Wow. I never thought someone could be worse than me at people...Also, I lived. You wrap the cloak around yourself and pull your knees up to your chest as you sit. Your feet are wet and cold but that slowly changes. You stare at Tanjirou's unconscious body and wait for him to wake up. By the time he does, your feet are warm. He wakes up confused. "Sup." You wave at him. He turns and sees Nezuko.

"Thank you for saving my sister." he says with so much emotion that you can't help but feel guilty because that was an accident. You didn't know Giyuu was coming at that second. It was pure luck.

"You can thank me by getting me shoes. My feet will freeze." you say instead because you're an asshole. "And maybe clothes."

Then, you wake up. It was all a dream. You look into the darkness of your room and see a faint red glow in the corner. You blink and are about to fall asleep when you see the Michael Jackson impersonation himself at the foot of your bed. He holds a finger up to his lips and you know no more.

(The real first chapter is the next one.😉)