I begin to fish. I catch something on the first try and tug. It's tremendously heavy! I tug and tug and tug, the object comes out.
"A taxi cab?"
I'm in disbelief. Just then, the door swings open and out comes Felix Kjellberg!
"How's it going bros, my name is Pewwwdiepie."
I gasp and my eyes widen. Behind Pewds, Elon Musk comes out and wraps his arm around him.
"ELON?!"
He nods.
"Yep, and we have an announcement."
"Hm?"
Pewds removes his hand to reveal a pregnant belly.
"I'm pregnant!"
I gasp again.
"Is Elon the dad?"
"Yep."
Pewds replies. Suddenly, Tobey Maguire and Marzia Biosign swing out of nowhere. She has tears in her eyes, same as Tobey Maguire.
"How could you, Pewds?"
"And how could you, Elon?"
They slap both of them and swing off into the sunset together.
"Well you know what they say,"
Elon Musk says.
"Grass tastes bad."
Pewds Adds.
The End.
