Caustic acquires women with his independent variable (Caustic X Harem)

Chapter 1

                 *...eep* *beep* *BEEP* *BEEP* "There goes my alarm for the fifth time this morning" I said while reaching for the alarm to silence the obnoxious machine. As I turned the alarm system off the bright numbers read exactly 6:00 a.m. Shortly after, I sat up In my working chair and felt the soreness immediately in my rotator cuffs. I look down and see my work desk cluttered immensely with my notes from my recent Apex games. Then I gather all of my notes together into a nice stack and place it into the appropriate filing cabinet to my left.
         I then push myself away from my desk and stand up, getting hit by a sun ray coming through my window blinds. I cover my eyes to walk towards my bathroom passing by my bed, taking notice that it is still neatly made from a couple days ago. After that, I walk into the bathroom and take off my gear for a brisk shower, after exiting I hear someone knocking on my door. Sighing loudly, I say ”Just a minute.” I quickly dry myself and put on a dark green hoodie and a pair of grey sweatpants with slippers on. I walked towards my door to answer it, I opened to Mr. Gibraltar “towering” overing me. 
        “Wassup braddah, you’re up nice and early I see.” The tanned “giant” has such a wide grin so early in the morning that makes my facial and jaw muscles hurt. “What do you want Mr. Gibraltar?” I said with annoyance. 
        “Just checking on ya brah, you rushed pretty quickly into your room when we got back to the ship.” Said Makoa with reassurance. 
       “It’s none of your concern Mr. Gibraltar and now if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do." I said with a quick slam of the door.      
        "Alright bruddah, whatever you say but make sure you come down to the mess hall, Elliot made his famous pork chops." he says with a hearty chuckle through the door while walking to what I'd assume is the mess hall. I groan in annoyance from Mr. Gibraltar's “happy-go-lucky” attitude.
       “Idiot.” I say in annoyance. I open my door and head towards the mess hall to make some instant coffee type 2. You know, now that I'm thinking of coffee, I will never understand why Ms. Blasey likes instant coffee type 1. As I make my way inside the mess hall, I take note of seeing all of these other "legends" either making casual banter or getting some pork chops with rice. As I walk up to get some, Mr. Witt sees me and flashes a smile towards me, with me responding with a grimace. 
        Mr. Witt sees this and says "Oh hey buddy, looks like you woke up in a good mood" he said with some awkward laughter to follow. 
        "Why yes Mr. Witt, I'm in a wonderful mood. Such a good mood actually that I'd love for you to join an experiment of mine" I say with a slight chuckle. 
        Mr. Witt pales at my words and says "You know bud, I would but I'm actually a bit busy at the moment, with you know, something hologram related" and he rushes off towards his room. I must say, I don't like most people but it's fun to toy with them. I then grab my portion and walk away with it.
        "Oh Dr. Caustic, over here" I hear while walking, with a certain french tone that I know too well.