1: BRUUH, LMAO
2: I eat so much ass that they call me the pacific rim
3: I'm a sexist. when at a bar, i only beat the shit out of men and not women.
4: Scat porn is funny as fuck to me
5: I once drank 3 bottles of schooler, ie about 4 litres of sugary grape soda in a day
6: I genuinely find it funny that I trained my dog how to lick people, when company comes over my dog will be sitting on top of the couch (she’s very small) and I’ll very subtly snap my fingers and point to someone sitting on that couch and watch my dog stick there tongue in there ear or relentlessly lick there face over and over and I just sit there smirking as there screaming and cussing
7: I cried at Lee's death in the walking dead. I never cried at my Dads funeral
8: I pretend to be a boomer on twitter/tumblr and Reddit to annoy people I also sometimes do it on discord it’s just too funny
9: I met someone who I consider a good friend at the beginning of High School. We played battlefield 1 together one night during which I pretended to be his father, I got hit by a train and had to go off. The next day I saw him on the bus pointed at him and said "your Dad got hit by a train" and laughed. I later found out his Dad was hit by a train when he was 6 and I've felt guilty ever since
10: Just got a 5000 dollar grant from the government because I’m barley autistic and feel guilty because I’m about to go blow it on magic cards
11: I busted a fat nut in the Saint Louis City Museum cave section when I was a kid. Style point for the fact that people walked right past me and didnt notice since I was tucked in a weird hole sort of thing.
12: my best female freind jokes about pegging me but I sometimes wonder if she actually wants to
13: I enjoy looking at gore
14: I'm currently being groomed by a trap that is 5 years older than me, but i like the grooming too much for it to stop. It inflates my ego.
15: I have a foreskin
16: I once got horny in 9th grade and beat my meat while camping, and then wiped my dick with poison ivy, couldn’t tell anyone about it
17: i would fuck the shit outa James Charles if i was single
18: I used to get a mad boner when my ex gf would cry in my arms, still feel bad about it sometimes
19: I want to burn my country to the fucking ground, it’s disgusting
20: I took a huge shit
