My Daily Life With Sale & Zucchero

Thots, Wine & Candy

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'Moving in was a mistake...' I leaned against the counter in the kitchen as I watched the two idots argue in the living room. "She's a THOT." Sale yelled at Zucchero who was being tackled by him. "And? She's HOT." I pulled out a bottle of wine and a glass, turning my back to them as I enjoyed my wine.

"All women are THOTS!" The sound of things being thrown around was heard but I tried to relax. "No, they are QUEENS!" At this point I gave up on being in the same room as them so I walked towards the stairs with the bottle of wine in hand.

"Y/n! Are women thots or queens!" Sale asked angrily so I turned around to face them. "They're women, you just said so yourself." I walk up the stairs after answering, the silence worrying me for a bit until I reached the top of the stairs.

The sound of people yelling filling up the living room and making it's way up the stairs where it faded away. 'I swear they're killing me slowly.' I walked to the terrace and opened the door, finding a spot to sit at on the couch as I set the wine and glass down on the table.

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"You wHAT!?" I was currently in my room on the floor beside my bed. "Maybe I just had too much to drink, can you repeat that?" I was taking a nap on my bed when Sale and Zucchero came rushing in. "No we're being serious! We think it's a good idea!" Zucchero was smiling as he looked at me, my hair a mess.

"You're telling me you guys talked to your capo about letting me join the mafia? No fucking way you fuckers. I'm not built for that shit." I stood up from where I fell and sat on my bed. "What do you mean you're not built for it! You're stand can be useful, plus the way you boss us around is scary..."

I looked at Sale who mumbled the last bit. "Just know it's not easy to pass." Zucchero added. "Then why- you know what? Fine. If I die it's better than living here with you guys." I lay back down on my bed. "Wow, that hurt you know.." Sale jumped on me and laughed. "You're going to pass it! We believe in you!" Zucchero said as he jumped on Sale.

"You guys..! You're..cru..shing me..!!" I tried to push them off but pushing two grown men off of me with these noddle arms aren't helping. They eventually got off and I inhaled sharply, my breathing coming back. "Get some sleep, we'll take you tomorrow to meet our capo."

Sale closed the door to my room as I laid there in the dark, the window to my room letting air come in. 'Didn't think this day would come ever...I really don't want to die.' I sighed and pulled the blanket over my body.

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"The FUCK is THAT!?" I ran up the street as I headed into an alleyway. I had met the capo earlier today and left with a damn piece of candy. 'It was stupid then but he didn't explain shit to me!' I decided to be stupid and eat it. I fucked myself. A stand was currently chasing after me with an arrow in hand.

The ground below me broke apart and changes into a field of spikes but thank god I ran fast enough. Sadly it wasn't enough as the stand threw the arrow in my direction only for it to hit the ground. It would always go pick it up so it stayed away at a certain distance.

I pulled my phone out and called Zucchero. "Yeah? How's it going?" He answered and I screamed as the arrow flew past me. "Zucchero you're dead to me if you don't come and help me! Bring Sale!" I was breathing heavily at this point.

- Zucchero's pov -

"Y/n ate the candy." I walked into the living room where Sale was sitting. He sighed and got up. "Let's go. She's going to owe us." We ran out of the house and followed the sound of cars being crushed.

- Y/n's pov -

'It's nerf or nothing.' I pulled out my stand who encased me in a bubble. The reason I chose not to do this at first was a: if it pops, I'm done for and b: I can't move the bubbles around so I'm stuck in one place.

"Y/n! Where are you!" I heard Zuchhero's voice below so I nodded and my stand rubbed it's hands as I split in two. The bubble popped and the two duplicates of me fell to their doom. The stand that was chasing me threw it's arrow at Permanent Waves but Sale's stand Kraftwerk froze it in place.

My stand moved to a safe place to stand as it pulled it's hands apart to drop a blob of gum which turned into me. "Y/n, what the hell was that?" I looked at them with a nervous smile. "Nothing but now I'm going to be sticky for the rest of the day."

I sigh and my stand stays beside me as the enemy stand tried to grab the arrow that was frozen in place. "So um...what now?" They shrugged and I direct my stand to attack the other stand. 'It's not an attack type but let's see what I can do.' I smile and my stand wraps the other in gum until it shrinks into a blob of gum.

"I guess it can reverse the process too. Didn't know it could do that." The two look at me with shock. "Wait so you did that without knowing what would happen!" Zucchero asked and I shrugged. "I guess." The ground beneath the stand went back to normal, Permanent Waves placed the blob of gum onto the ground where it stayed.

"Hopefully some asshole steps on that." I chuckle and walk back home with the two weirdos. On the way home we stopped by to buy something to eat. "I should probably find a replacement for that piece of candy." I walk ahead of them with a smile. The sun had just set and the street lights were turned on.

I turn to look at them. "I've never done anything like that but it was really fun." I run on ahead while they look at me questionably. 'Maybe this won't be so bad.' I leave them behind as I head for the house, a bounce in my step.

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It's been a few days since I was officially part of Passione and became a team with my sugar babies. A new boss has also appeared so that test that I did, useless. 'It's been fun so far and I'm glad I haven't died, yet.' I was in the pool when Sale ran over to me. "Can I help you?"

I look up at him and he shows me a very short dress. "You going on a date? Didn't know you liked dresses." I chuckled and he held it out to me. "No. We're going on a date. Go get ready and put this on, you're my date for tonight." I stood up and got out of the pool, shocked.

"Our mission is to get rid of the illegal drugs being transferred at a club tonight. Get ready princess or should I say t h o t." He handed me the dress and heels as he walked away. 'Oh he's dead.'

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y/n ain't a t h o t,

she's a w a m e n.