Freddie: *is half asleep*
Roger: Freddie tuck me in.
Freddie: Shut up, mother f*cker!
Roger: What I'm Deaky.
Freddie: Oh poor baby, I'm sorry! *sits up and sees Rog*
Freddie: You dirty---
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Brian: Hey Fred
Freddie: Oh no...what's wrong dear?
Brian: Nothing I –I just need guy advice.
Roger: I can help!!
Brian: No Rog please no.
Roger: Are you rejecting me?
Freddie: You're the one he likes, Roger. Now, Brian, my advice is no longer needed.
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Roger: I'm the cutest member of Queen.
Freddie: Oh no, Roger. You took more LSD.
Roger: Huh?!
Freddie: Holds Deaky like Simba Just look at him.
John: I-
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Freddie: Hey, baby I have a question.
John: What's wrong?
Freddie: How come people like Brian and Roger are so flawed and people like you and I are so perfect?
Roger: (hits Freddie with a broom) You just called my child and I flawed! This must be a mistake.
John: (John picks the broom up and sweeps) Sorry I sweep, when I get stressed.
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Roger: In one word describe me...
John: Loud
Roger:(screams) What'd you just say about me?
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John: (Is crying)
Roger: I think I'm supposed to ask you what's wrong, but I'm also on a no lying policy and I guess I'd be lying if I said I cared.
Brian: Roger Meddows Taylor---
Freddie: Deaky, sweetie pie I am here for you.
John: I've been bullied.
Freddie: (cracks knuckles) Mama just killed a man.
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Freddie: (On the phone with his mom)
John: (puts his head against the phone) Hi Mrs. Bulsara!
Brian: No Roger!
Roger: (really loudly) Hey Freddie, can I have a hundred dollar bill to snort cocaine through?
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Queen Incorrect Quotes
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