𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱; 𝗮 𝗸𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗶𝗰

𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

kamaboko
inosuke, (l/n)-san is not an "it"!

me
oHHHH I REMEMBER NOW!!
you were that one yellow haired creep who kept following me around in elementary school, right?

pikapika
...

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INOSUKE-SAMA
GAHAHAHAHA!!!

kamaboko
ZENITSU!!!!

me
LMAOOO WAIT WHAT HAPPENED??

INOSUKE-SAMA
so that runt was a weirdo even in his younger days, huh?

me
i guess you could call it that.
we were kinda friends back then, too.
that still doesn't explain why im in this group chat, tho..

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kamaboko
welcome back, zenitsu!

pikapika
...
get me out of here..

INOSUKE-SAMA
zenitsu, why didn't you tell us about this girl? you said you left a "lasting impression" on her, didn't ya?

kamaboko
looks like he did... just not the right one..

me
don't worry about it!!
nice to talk to you again, zenitsu :)

pikapika
s-she smILED AT ME!!!!
A GIRL SMILED AT ME!!!!

INOSUKE-SAMA
a virtual smile, baka..

kamaboko
shhh.. let the man have his glories

INOSUKE-SAMA
fine, well did you make this chat, (f/n)?

me
for a "king of the mountains", you sure are dull.

INOSUKE-SAMA
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

me
i literally just asked you guys who made this chat..

kamaboko
ooh, i found it!
i scrolled up, and it says...
pikapika made this chat?

me
...
you sly fox.

pikapika
HUH??!1??!!?2!
I NEVER MADE THIS CHAT!!!!

kamaboko
zenitsu, scroll up..
it says at the very top that you added all of us into this chat.

INOSUKE-SAMA
but he also asked who we were..
do you not have our numbers saved, zenitsu??

pikapika
i swear i didn't make this!!!
i was sleeping, and then next thing i knew, my phone was blowing up!!

kamaboko
oh, you were sleeping..

pikapika
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

me
whatever. it's nice to meet you all, though..

INOSUKE-SAMA
*nonchalant boar noises*

me
UM????

kamaboko
don't worry about it, he's a little.. off sometimes ^_^
anyways, since you two went to the same school, do you live near zenitsu?

me
um... i believe so? if he didn't move away, that is..
oh, right. i wanted to ask you guys something.

INOSUKE-SAMA
ASK AWAY, MINION NUMBER 67!!

me
i-
okay, uhh.. who really are you guys? besides zenitsu's friends of course..

kamaboko
oh! sorry, we probably should have introduced ourselves a little more. i'm tanjiro kamado, and these are my friends! very nice to meet you, (l/n)!

INOSUKE-SAMA
she still seems fishy..

me
nice to meet you, tanjiro!! please, call me (f/n).

INOSUKE-SAMA
I'M INOSUKE HASHIBIRA!! KING OF THE MOUNTAINS, BORN AND RAISED!! IM THE MASTER, AND YOU'RE ALL MY MINIONS!!

me
interesting...
.. and i already know zenitsu.

pikapika
STOP!!

me
hehe.
anyways, it was so nice to meet you all, you guys seem like really fun people :)

kamaboko
you're too sweet!
we should keep this group chat! i wanna get to know (f/n) better.
zenitsu, do you still live near her?

pikapika
.. no.

kamaboko
aw :( i hope this isn't too much information to share, but where is your home, (f/n)?

me
tokyo!

kamaboko
perfect! that's pretty close to here!

INOSUKE-SAMA
OOH, WE GET TO MEET ONE OF MY FRESH MINIONS FACE TO FACE!!!

me
is inosuke uh...
human?

kamaboko
haha! yeah! don't worry, it'll make sense when you see him in person.

pikapika
... we're gOING TO SEE (F/N)?????

me
oh god..

kamaboko
zenitsu! don't get any ideas!
besides, it probably won't be any time soon.

pikapika
oh, no, it's just...
what if she gives me a brutal beating or something?? or poisons my drink?? or slaps me in the face, or bsshdjwyhqnsoa

me
zenitsu!! don't worry about it, i'm over that stuff now. to be honest, it was pretty funny, always catching your pitiful self...

INOSUKE-SAMA
GAHAHA! (F/N)'S GOT GUTS! I RESPECT HER!

me
oh? why thank you, inosuke-sama :)

kamaboko
oh, looks like nezuko's waking up... i'll talk to you all later! have a good evening, it was nice meeting you, (f/n)!

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me
nezuko?..

INOSUKE-SAMA
that's gonpachiro's little sister... AND ZENITSU'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER!!!

me
gonpachiro?? liTTLE SISTER???? ZENITSU????????

pikapika
GAH!! INOSUKE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, OR (F/N)'S GONNA GIVE ME HELL!!!!!

INOSUKE-SAMA
*sleeping boar noises*

pikapika
...

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me
well...

pikapika
.
please don't kill me.
I BEG YOU!!!!!!

me
we'll see ;)
anyways, goodnight zenitsu, it was nice meeting you again!

pikapika
nnice meeting me again??

me
uh, yeah :/

pikapika
GODONGIHT!!

me
uHM?? okay, night, sleep well!!

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me
sleep well you all, it was nice meeting you!

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