My letters of Concern!
Dear Miley Cyrus
Congratulations, your voice had been nominated for the most exasperating voice in the world! You have been invited to the award ceremony on the 11th Febrary 2011.
Dress code: Formal (Not slutty miley - we know what you're like ;)).
Yours sincerley, The rest of the world
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Dear Justin Bieber
Please, Stop!
Love from, the rest of the world
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Dear Cheryl Cole
I recently attended once ofyour consets in London and was deeply dissapointed by the quality.
I was deeply saddend that you mimed!
The other day i watched you on Alan Carr's chatty man, where you sang live!
I was ahamed of myself for being annoyed at you for miming at the consert - i didn't realise you had absolutley no talent whatsoever!!
Love from your biggest fan
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Dear The USA
SSsssshhhhhhh!!!! People are trying to sleep!
Just qiet down a bit will you?
Love from the rest of the world
(This was just a joke America - you know i love you :))
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Dear Nick Clegg
Im not really an accusing person, but i'll make an exeption for you!!
In the dictionary, the description that is printed under the word LIER says this:
Lier, a small man with a patronising face and blank personality. Tends to hide behind prime ministers! for example - nick clegg!
Love from the rest of England
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Dear the England Football team
Give up, ur shit!
Love from your England fans
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Dear Kesha
Please Stop, turn it off
Dj, blow this Kesha up
Tonight, smash her head
till we see this kesha dead
Tick tock on the clock
Now her head needs a rock
yes yes yes yeeeeess yes yes yes yeeeess!!
Love from the rest of the world
(Just kidding kesha)
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this is just a joke!
