[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #21

Edward: No—

Joyeuse: And instead of cooking breakfast for us, he'd head out first to pick Alice up so he could spend more travel time with her.

Edward: No dinner, no breakfast? How about lunch?

Joyeuse: Of course he'd join Alice for lunch too! And—and you know during our classes? (accusative tone) He'd be exchanging emails with Alice to "keep the romance alive". (blows raspberries)

Edward: Futhark will have less time for us!

Joyeuse: Yes! She'll basically steal him from us.

Laevateinn: (comes out from a kitchen cabinet) Somebody will steal our mother?

Edward: What are you doing there?

Joyeuse: Nobody will cook your favourite apple dish anymore, Lae.

Laevateinn: (eyes widen)

Futhark: (enters) Anong pinag-uusapan n'yo rito?

Edward: Futhark studies first muna, 'wag ka nang gumaya kay Joyeuse na malandi!

Joyeuse: Yeah, I'm the playboy here.

Edward: Malandi ka lang, hindi playboy.

Laevateinn: Futhark you are our mother and we love you and we will end those who will steal you from us.

Joyeuse: See, Futhark? Laevateinn would be sad if you left us.

Futhark:

Futhark:

Futhark: Nag-send sa 'kin ng meme si Alice, hindi ng death sentence!

Joyeuse: Ech, it's the same thing!

Futhark: It's not the same thing!

Joyeuse: You know where this will end.

Futhark: With me shoving your head down the toilet bowl?

Joyeuse: (narrows eyes) You received one meme from a girl and you're suddenly fighting back? (crosses arms) I knew Alice was bad news.

Futhark: I was not fighting back, matagal ko na talagang gustong ingudngod ang mukha mo kung saan!

Edward: But Futhark! Kapag naging kayo ni Alice mapapabayaan mo na kami!

Laevateinn: (pouts) Nobody will help me count my chickens before going to sleep anymore.

Edward: Tapos lahat ng atensyon mo mapupunta na sa kanya, hindi ka na makikinig sa mga dinadaldal ko!

Laevateinn: You won't play with us anymore.

Edward: Tapos kapag may boys night tayo pagbabawalan ka na rin n'ya!

Futhark: Bakit naman n'ya ako pagbabawalan???

Edward: Because girlfriends don't trust boys and their "boys night"!

Futhark: Naglalaro lang tayo ng Mario Kart at nanonood ng cartoons, anong ipag-aalala nila?! Na baka masobrahan ka sa pagkain ng cake?

Edward: Firstly, it's called anime, they're not cartoons. Secondly, PG-15 ang Tokyo Ghoul. May patayan 'yon.

Joyeuse: Oh yeah, I slept through that one.

Futhark: Bakit si Joyeuse, naka-tatlong palit ng jowa last month?

Joyeuse: Did that affect my performance in the classroom? No. Did that affect my studies? Yes, because I finally had someone to do my homeworks. My grades went up.