It was a normal day in hell for the I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo was brainstorming ideas as usual, Moxxie And Millie were close together as usual,
and Loona was... of course being angsty. *RING* *RING* *RING* "Uh can someone get that" "But Loona isn't it your job to" "CAN SOMEONE FUCKING GET THAT"
Loona had turned vicious against Moxxie. "Uh Fine" Moxxie picked up the phone "You're calling I.M.P Headquarters Moxxie Speaking"
A young woman started talking "Hi um... my name's penny... and i need someone killed, his name is sheldon and he lives in Pasdena California... i i just couldn't take it anymore
the constant banging on the door "Penny Penny Penny" GOD I Couldn't take it anymore, so i shot myself, but now i want revenge, i want Sheldon Cooper Killed."
"Thank you penny for the business and we're on it" Moxxie said. and so they went, Blitzo grabbed an axe, Moxxie grabbed a Shotgun, Millie grabbed a Baseball Bat, And Loona... well she has her teeth.
Blitzo opened the portal to the surface world, "Is everyone ready?" Blitzo said with a smile on his face, Everyone replied yes, and so they ventured into the overworld.
It was a normal night for sheldon cooper, He had just finished watching a star trek marathon and was getting ready to go to bed. "I wonder where penny has been. I Knocked on her door every day for the past week and she hasn't answered... oh well"
Sheldon Shrugged and put on his pajamas but just as he was about to go to bed he heard noise downstairs, "Raj is that you?" Sheldon shouted downstairs but with no answer. Sheldon got nervous and grabbed a replica Legend Of Zelda Sword™ and started to make his decent down the staircase.
As Sheldon went downstairs the gang knew it was time to strike. "Ok" Blitzo Whispered "On 3" "1... 2... 3!" As Sheldon made it to the end of the staircase they all jumped out at once
Millie tried to swing with her baseball bat but Sheldon luckily dodged and ran back upstairs, As Sheldon ran upstairs he locked himself in his room and was dumbfounded. "But... But... according to all scientific theories demons shouldn't be possible!" Sheldon thought to himself
As Sheldon was thinking about the possibilities of how this could be all happening right now the gang started to try and break down the door, Sheldon knew that if he couldn't think of a solution quick his life would be over. but then he saw something in the corner of his room
The Ghostbusters Ghost Vaccuum he reverse engineered. Of Course! "If these were demons from hell they were technically spirits right?" Sheldon thought to himself, As Sheldon got up to go and grab it the door broke down and Moxxie had a shotgun pointed right at him.
Sheldon grabbed the ghost vacuum as soon as he could and dove into the bathroom with it barley escaping the bullets. "Whew, according to my calculations that was exactly 26 inches away from piercing my flesh" Sheldon said to himself.
As Sheldon said that to himself the helluva boss gang kicked his door down looking angry. Loona was viciously ready to pounce, Moxxie Had reloaded his shotgun and was ready to shoot, Blitzo had an axe ready to tear Sheldon's head off, And Millie had her baseball bat ready to knock him out
As they were all about to strike at once Sheldon knew there was one thing he had to do, Sheldon flicked on the Ghost Vacuum and pointed it right at the gang as they dove on him. "Wait WHAT?!" Moxxie Shouted. As Moxxie said that the unthinkable happened.
The ghost vacuum were sucking them in, "It's Working!" Sheldon Said. The Helluva Boss gang was dumbfounded! "How could this of happened, we executed everything perfectly!" Millie Said, They were almost completely sucked in. As they were almost completely gone Sheldon said one thing...
One groundbreaking word, One word that would haunt them for years to come. "Bazinga." And just like that the helluva gang was gone and sent back to hell, They were silent on how they got beat by someone of his caliber. Moxxie was crying while Millie comforted him, Loona was throwing a temper tantrum and punching walls, and Blitzo was just thinking...
Thinking about how they could get him next time. This wasn't the end for the helluva boss gang they still had a job to do, KILL SHELDON COOPER. And they would try and Acomplish that goal no matter what.......
Sheldon was sweating profusely wondering what had just happened, Had he finally lost it?, Had he gone mad?, There was no clear answer but for now he thought it was over. Sheldon turned the lights off and got in bed, He would tell Raj and the rest of his friend group tomorrow but there was one problem.
How would they believe that a group of 4 demons appeared in his house and tried to kill him? They would think he's crazy!, So for now Sheldon would keep this experience to himself, He would work out the mathematic possibilities tomorrow.
Sheldon fell asleep peacefully thinking it was over, but little did he know this was only the start of a long going feud that would last a long... long... long time. And so that's our story. The story of how a conflict the world had never imagined possible had started.
