The Fat One and The Thin One

Prologue

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Earth. Perhaps the only planet, we know so far, that is filled with life. But we all know that there are more life forms in other worlds. We just didn't discover them...yet.

But what we're going to witness now begins in Los Angeles. In a silent neighbourhood somewhere in the city. There's an appartement there and in one of those rooms is the home of two people. They're both male. They're not gay, actually they're married...several times. And the two have been through a lot of things: War, Italian bandits, bogeymen and more. We see them sleep in their nice cozy bed. One of the males is a big, fat man with chubby cheeks and a moustache. He's sleeping peacefully.

The fat man opened his eyes, because a strange snoring sound woke him up. "What was that?" He thought in himself. He looked around and suddenly found the source of the snoring. It came from the second male, who is his best friend. A skinny, but funny looking man with his hair straight up. He was snoring in a weird kind of way, just like in the episode 'They go boom!'. The fat man looked annoyed and angry by the sound, but then he tried once again to sleep. Suddenly, the skinny one made a funny noise after the snoring and the fat one woke up quickly. The fat one tried to sleep again, but saw some light coming out of the curtains. He realized it's time to wake up. So he woke up the skinny one.

"Stan. Wake up, Stan. It's Morning.", the fat one said.

The skinny one opened his eyes, but he still was tired and went to sleep again. Then the fat one was shaking him again.

"Come on, Stan. Wake up." he replied again and the skinny one was completely awake.

The skinny one yawned and said, "Ollie, can't I stay a little bit longer in bed. It's too early."

"We can do that another time. Remember: Early bird catches the worm." The fat one named Ollie answered.

The skinny one named Stan looked quizically. "But Ollie, we're not birds. We don't even catch worms."

Ollie looked annoyed by his answer and said. "Just get out of the bed and get dressed."

Stan got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

Ollie sat there for a moment annoyed by what his friend just said. "We're not birds. Mmph." He replied.

Ollie stood up, but when he walked he got the door of the bathroom to his face. "AAWW!" Ollie yelled while holding his hands to his face. The one who opened the door was none other than Stan, who returned wearing his grey coat and pants with a bow tie and a bowler hat.

"Why don't you be careful?", Ollie said.

"I couldn't help it.", Stan answered.

Ollie put his hands away from his face and jumped by the sight and looks dumbfounded at Stan.

"How did you get dressed so fast?" He asked surprised.

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"I don't know." Stan answered.

Ollie still looked quizically and says "Well, at least I can use the bathroom now. Check if we have any food for breakfast while I'm busy."