Heathers Characters React to Heathers

Blue

[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
"She really wasn't.." Martha huffed

[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]
You've set them on fire
"Can I actually? Anybody have a match?"

[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!
Heather Duke giggled a bit at this and shook her head "I kinda like this play."

[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!
Kurt and Ram both sang along with their actors as they laughed "Holy fuck this is funny-"

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:]
Just for a while!

[KURT:]
Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!
"Please. For Christ's sake leave me alone. And so that one doesn't shoot your or something" she pointed at JD who stared "Are you sure about that ma'am?"

[KURT:]
Thank you so much!

[RAM:]
They will protect you
"No they won't."

[KURT:]
Defend you
"Or that."

[RAM:]
Respect you
"You are literally trying to get in her pants! What kind of respect?!" Martha yelled, which got a few odd stares-

[KURT:]
Befriend you

[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
Veronica was swaying a little "What? It's weird as hell but the song is still fun."

[RAM:]
My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!

[RAM:]
They really need rescue!
"That's too bad. Why didn't you go to s girl actually willing? Like dump-truck over there?" Heather Chandler nodded over to Martha

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!
"We are seriously going full out for this huh?" Ram snickered

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two
Depend on you

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!
"At least their voices don't sound like shit, so you can't hate 'em for that Ronnie." Kurt smiled "Don't call me Ronnie."

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You shake them
You quake them

[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!
"Good God indeed." Heather Chandler covered her mouth so she wouldn't giggle as much. "Oh will you all shut it!"

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..

[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them

[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
"Alright that's enough. Hey Martha? How much if the video is left?" Verona asked, trying not to snap at her. "Oh not much.."
Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Christ sake

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
The guys began to clap and whistle, yelling at the tv like the cast cousin actually hear them- "Hush! (Y/N) come back now!" Veronica called