[ 042. ] the one with the hypothesis

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PETER: [laughing] now who's wrong!


ROSIE: hm, still you.


PETER: i am not wrong!


ROSIE: yes you are! imagine thinking parks and rec would be better if mark stayed for longer than two seasons.


PETER: it's just an opinion, roro!


ROSIE: yes, a profoundly incorrect one.


PETER: at least i don't pick the marshmallows out of my lucky charms.


ROSIE: in case you haven't noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit in, and i don't wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.


PETER: when do you ever wear hats?


ROSIE: i can't tell if i should be relieved or shocked that you don't know that quote. maybe a little bit of both.


PETER: [laughs] alright then. so, what are you up to now? going against everything i stand for by picking the marshmallows out of your lucky charms?


ROSIE: oh, pete, you're hilarious! you should be a stand up comedian.


PETER: i think i'm sensing some sarcasm, roro.


ROSIE: probably because i said it sarcastically.


PETER: well, yeah. i guess that could be it.


ROSIE: anyways, i'm just reading tangled the series fan theories.


PETER: that rhymed!


ROSIE: [scoffs] what a nerd.


PETER: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word nerd derogatorily, that means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist


ROSIE: okay, you did not just use a ben wyatt quote against me.


PETER: what can i say? you're influencing my speech patterns.


ROSIE: wow, i guess you need a break from talking to me. i don't wanna be corrupting your speech patterns, or whatever.


PETER: uh, definitely not. i like talking to you.


ROSIE: [softly] i like talking to you, too.


PETER: oh... well, cool.


ROSIE: listen, pete, um... there's something i kinda wanna tell you.


PETER: yeah?


ROSIE: yeah. uh, i've been thinking about telling you for a while, but i felt kinda weird about it. but i think telling you would be the best thing to do, so.


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