PETER: [laughing] now who's wrong!
ROSIE: hm, still you.
PETER: i am not wrong!
ROSIE: yes you are! imagine thinking parks and rec would be better if mark stayed for longer than two seasons.
PETER: it's just an opinion, roro!
ROSIE: yes, a profoundly incorrect one.
PETER: at least i don't pick the marshmallows out of my lucky charms.
ROSIE: in case you haven't noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit in, and i don't wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.
PETER: when do you ever wear hats?
ROSIE: i can't tell if i should be relieved or shocked that you don't know that quote. maybe a little bit of both.
PETER: [laughs] alright then. so, what are you up to now? going against everything i stand for by picking the marshmallows out of your lucky charms?
ROSIE: oh, pete, you're hilarious! you should be a stand up comedian.
PETER: i think i'm sensing some sarcasm, roro.
ROSIE: probably because i said it sarcastically.
PETER: well, yeah. i guess that could be it.
ROSIE: anyways, i'm just reading tangled the series fan theories.
PETER: that rhymed!
ROSIE: [scoffs] what a nerd.
PETER: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word nerd derogatorily, that means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist
ROSIE: okay, you did not just use a ben wyatt quote against me.
PETER: what can i say? you're influencing my speech patterns.
ROSIE: wow, i guess you need a break from talking to me. i don't wanna be corrupting your speech patterns, or whatever.
PETER: uh, definitely not. i like talking to you.
ROSIE: [softly] i like talking to you, too.
PETER: oh... well, cool.
ROSIE: listen, pete, um... there's something i kinda wanna tell you.
PETER: yeah?
ROSIE: yeah. uh, i've been thinking about telling you for a while, but i felt kinda weird about it. but i think telling you would be the best thing to do, so.
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