[Chorus]
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Nagito] stupid hair, fair skin
Makes the ladies scream..
We're just dumbass boys
Doing what dumbasses do
[Kazuichi]
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Fuyuhiko] Catch me in the tub
A quarter half-passed two
[Kazuichi] I'm Kazuichi
[Nagito] I'm Nagito
[Fuyuhiko] And I'm Fuyuhiko
Here's a one-way ticket
To the dumbass zone!
[Verse 1: Nagito]
What's up?
I'm Nagito and I'm 22
I've got a couple of hobbies
Besides being sad..
Like performing for the boys
With my floppy ahoge
I get tied up a lot
And hang out at the restaurant
I used to fly in a plane
But then my parents died
All I need in life
Is Haji- I- UH my boys and my tub
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub
[Verse 2: Kazuichi]
Hey-o I'm Kazuichi
And I'm 22
I like to fix cars
And wear sunscreen
SPF 100?
I hope it's in stock
'Cause I rub it on my nips
And the bell-end of my cock
[Chorus]
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Kazuichi] TeruTeru boilin' in the juh
Cooking like a stew
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Fuyuhiko] Here, i left them chillin' in the tub and
Thank God i left thoes FUCKING IDIOTS!
[Kazuichi] I'm Kazuichi
[Nagito] I'm Nagito
[Fuyuhiko] And I'm Fuyuhiko
Here's a one-way ticket
To the dumbass zone!
[Verse 3: Fuyuhiko]killme, I'm Fuyuhiko and I'm 21I've been living here withThese dumbass boys from HELLUhh... Bought me and the boysSome Pink hair dyeNow we get the ladies wetLike a slip n' slide (wh-what the fuck are these lyrics?!) [Kazuichi] (GO WITH IT!!)When I was youngermy only friend was PekoBut these sweet moist boysKeep me up on the trends(WHAT THE FUCK?!)
[Bridge: Nagito]
The dumbass beauty is growin'
LeBron's envy is showin'
Because his girlfriend's the one
That I'm blowing
Hair like trash
And we're hot as the sun
Sittin' in the tub, man, I'm hard as a gun
Girls like blonde hair
And they like my dick
So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get
Some dick
I mean suck my--
I meant get my dick sucked--
[Chorus]
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Kazuichi] I've got the complexion
Of an albino baboon
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Nagito] To clarify earlier in the song
I didn't mean to say "get dick"
I meant talking about a girl--
We're just dumbass boys
Doin' what dumbasses do
[Fuyuhiko] I'm a year younger than the others
But I'm part of the crew
[Kazuichi] I'm Kazuichi
[Nagito] I'm Nagito
[Fuyuhiko] And I'm Fuyuhiko
Here's a one-way ticket
To the dumbass zone!
[Verse 4: Kazuichi & Nagito]
As the hot one of the bunch
I tend to stay erect
If you're thinking 3-inches
Then you're thinking correct
I have the thickest yogurt slinger
Of our bleached blonde dongs
Enough about your cob, man
Get back to the song
Just frickin' around
We're the raddest! Baddest!
dumbass hunks in town
I'm like a muscular boy
But I'm a bit more chub
But as long as I'm a dumbass
I'm still in the club
[Outro]
dumbass boys rule the world
dumbass boys get the girls
dumbass boys call the shots
dumbass boys pay the bills
dumbass boys live the thrills
dumbass boys make the bank
dumbass boys rock the stage
dumbass boys love the tub
dumbass boys lift the weights
dumbass boys go on dates
dumbass boys run the town
[Skit]
[Fuyuhiko] you bitches better fucking pay me
[Nagito] Well, I was actually gonna ask you about that my parents are dead
and I was wondering if I could maybe stay with you?
[Fuyuhiko] WHAT THE FUCK NO THIS HAS NOTING TO DO WITH WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
[Kazuichi] i think Nagito was a bit gay
