The True Story Of Sleeping Beauty

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Hey guys! I wrote this story for school, and I decided to enter it in a contest, so here's my entry! PinkChxrryBlossxm (P.S.: Bolded words are not part of the story)

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a king and a queen. They were very happy but only for two reasons: one, that they were very rich. And two, that they had no kids. They thought that kids were loud, obnoxious, scary, evil, nose-picking, booger-eating alien monsters. But one day, they had a child. Do you know what they did? THEY ALMOST KILLED HER. Until an evil witch appeared. She saw how mad the king and queen were and gave them a deal. "If you let me be the queen until she's eighteen, when she's eighteen, when you're done celebrating, she'll immediately fall on the floor, asleep. While I'm queen, you former queen, will be a princess. You, king, will still be the king. You guys can still go to dinner together, I won't interfere. Deal?" The king and queen had no choice.

"Deal," they answered. So that's how it went down. They named the girl the ugliest name they found on the internet: Eggnog.

So on Eggnog's eighteenth birthday, the king and the princess had a huge celebration. The whole land was covered with balloons. The king and the princess were oddly happy. The queen, though, was not so happy, because today would be her last day as queen. After they ate cake, sang 'Happy Birthday', and opened presents, Eggnog fell on the floor, asleep. The king and the princess (who is now the queen again) cheered. The evil witch said, "My work here is done," and she disappeared. All the handsome hunks at the party ran over to Eggnog. Then, everyone smelled a horrible gas and fell on the ground, dead. It was awfully quiet. Then one guy got up. His name was Hugface. Hugface didn't smell the gas because he had a gas mask on. His friend had dared him to. At the sight of Eggnog, Hugface went to her and did C.P.R. When that didn't work, he did mouth to mouth. Eggnog immediately got up. They fell in love at first sight. Later, they got married. They cleaned out the dead bodies and lived happily ever after.

I know this is very messed up, but it's the best I could do as a 4th grader. Hope you enjoyed! :D

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