After being expelled from Ilvermorny for a particularly daring prank, Thalia Scamander finds herself having to readjust to life at Hogwarts. Lucky for her, she hits it off with a group called the Marauders...evidently she hit it off with some more t...
Ups! Tento obrázek porušuje naše pokyny k obsahu. Před publikováním ho, prosím, buď odstraň, nebo nahraď jiným.
The stifling sun set a hazy glow on the six people trudging up a hill in the english countryside. At the front, James and Thalia, trying to push each other down as they sprinted forwards so that they could be the first to reach the=top. Behind them Sirius dragged his feet along the green grass, sweating heavily as Eloise sang 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', sat comfortably on his back. And at the back, Remus rolled Peter up the hill as the boy wailed in despair at: 'losing a lung' due to the most exercise he had ever done in his life.
"I MADE IT! I WON YOU PILOCKING BUTTOCK!" Thalia danced around on the hill before throwing herself down, screaming, "SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING DRINK!" James moped his final steps up the hill, being a very sore loser indeed.
"I let you win." he pouted and flopped down beside his girlfriend. "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DRINKS!?" he seconded. Sirius finally reached the top and Eloise hopped off his back, a wide smile on her face as she lay down next to her best friend,
"I WANT A FUCKING DRINK!" she cheered in a much less exhausted tone and Sirius groaned before joining her on the soft grass,
"WHO HAS THE FUCKING DRINKS?!" he bellowed and Remus rolled Peter the last few metres. He let go of the boy and crouched down, his hands on his knees as he caught his breath, not realising that Peter had began to roll back down the hill, "MOONY, DO YOU HAVE THE FUCKING DRINKS!?"
"I'VE GOT THE FUCKING DRINKS!"
"I'M ROLLING DOWN THE FUCKING HILL, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!"
"Language, Peter!"
"WELL, GET US SOME FUCKING DRINKS THEN, MOONY!" Thalia threw her hands in the air, blatantly ignoring the rotund boy who was now well over the crest of the hill, and Remus slowly got down on the floor,
"HERE COME THE FUCKING DRINKS!" he brandished his wand and a cooler box levitated over the hill, settling down in front of the friends.
"FUCKING FINALLY!" Sirius cheered and sat up, opening the box and getting out five cold Butterbeers,
"FUCKING CHEERS!" they all shouted with wide grins as they took big gulps of their beverages, sighing contentedly at their quenched thirst.
"Where's, Wormy?" Eloise looked around and Remus lazily gestured down the hill,
"He rolled." he stated simply and they all looked down at the rotating lump that was Peter Pettigrew,
"Oh noooooo." Sirius hummed boredly and flicked his raven hair, "Sausage roll anyone?" he grinned and lifted up the box and each of them took one.
"This is nice...all five of us" Thalia smiled as she sat in between James' legs, her back against his chest. A faint:
"Oi." floated up from down the hill.
"Yes, although recommending a half an hour long hike when I'm 7 months pregnant was a foul move." Eloise gave her best friend a look and the girl shrugged. Sirius gasped and poked her arm,
