kimi
you literally are a lesbian

kimi
this is why people think
you're homophobic

eliza
i know i'm a lesbian kimi

eliza
everyone does

eliza
which is why i wouldn't have a
good excuse for rejecting you
if you were a lesbian

mj
i am confused

kimi
why would you reject me
if i was a lesbian

kimi
and why would you need to

kimi
who said i'd even be into you

eliza
kimi, i am to lesbians
what catnip is to cats

eliza
irresistible and euphoric

mj
i get that

eliza
thank you

eliza
you're just too nerdy for me, kimi

eliza
and i don't know how i'd tell
you that without breaking your
poor, nerdy heart

kimi
...

kimi
apparently ned leeds is not
the only bitch i hate today

mj
did you delete the video
while having this conversation
with us?

kimi
yes

kimi
i don't want his stupid face
on my grid

eliza
why

eliza
was it too distracting for youu

kimi
no, it annoyed me

mj
can we circle back to the
part where you ignoring
him for whatever reason
has caused him to become
a pain in MY ass?

mj
i am a good civilian
and would very much like
to be held outside whatever
'war' you guys are at

kimi
doesn't matter

kimi
i'm done with him anyways

eliza
why?

eliza
did he do something?

eliza
i will pour glitter into
his locker i stg

mj
use sand instead

mj
using glitter is begging
for more micro plastic
in the ocean

eliza
fair point, fair point

mj
also if you pour some water
in there too there will be chaos

eliza
i like your way of thinking

kimi
you will not be doing that

kimi
i can handle it myself

mj
clearly you can't

mj
considering the only one
actually having to deal
with it right now is me

mj
seriously

mj
control your nerd

eliza
control your ne(r)d

kimi

kimifight me bitch

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kimi
fight me bitch

mj
what made you think
that that was a sufficient meme
for that threat

eliza
if this is how you fight ned
leeds, i think you're losing your
war, sweetie

kimi
i am going to block you both now

eliza
bitch don't you dare i
need to copy your
math homework

kimi
you have lost your right
to my answers

kimi
bye bitches

[kimi has blocked eliza and mj]

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