Bi-curious (Bunny) - South Park fanfic

Day 1

Kenny's POV
(italicized texts are his thoughts)

Bzzzt. Bzzzt. What? It's so early...why is someone texting me this goddamn early?

I check my mobile phone, and see a bunch of texts, more appearing every second. Jesus shit, is it gonna be Eric sobbing over fucking Heidi again?
...hehe, that sounded wrong. ...so what were the texts all about?

I click on one, immediately noticing the contact wasn't a fat asshole. Wait...Butters?

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«| Butters❤️🥵 📞 🔍

<( Ken??)
<( Kenny???)

<( Please answer!!)
<( Kenny??)

<( Please!!)
<( Kenny)

<( Kenny)
<( Kenny!!)

<( KENNY!!)
<( Please)

<( owo?)

( hey bb what's up)>

<(did you only answer)
<( because i said owo?!)

( oh, no dude.)>
( I only just woke up!)>

( soz lol, waddup?)>

<( can i call u? ;;)

( sure thing 💖)>

My phone began to ring, me picking up. I answer to hear a small amount of silence, before hearing quiet sniffles and whimpers.

"Butters! What's wrong? Are you crying?!" I question with concern.

"I-It's my parents, Ken."

"What happened with your parents?" I pause, trying to figure out what's wrong. "Did they yell at you?? Did they ground you again?!"

"They...they...!!" He stopped talking, loudly crying on the other side of the phone. I felt my own eyes watering, but wiped the tears because crying over someone else's problem...that'd be a pretty pathetic thing for me to do. But hearing him like this really hurt me. I take a moment to think, before coming up with some way to talk this out.

"You...wanna talk about it in person? We can... meet up somewhere...?"
His whimpering stops for a bit, him then giggling and sniffling. I think my heart actually just melted a bit-

"O-Okay, hehe. Where should we go?" He replies to my satisfaction.

"How 'bout Tweek Bros Coffee? Only place I can think of that'd be open this early."