harry potter
but fine, new york

harry potter
what inscription do you want
on your gravestone?

ned
what??

harry potter
is that your inscription
or your second question

ned
that's so dark

harry potter

harry potter answer the question loser

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harry potter
answer the question loser

ned
rip and a star wars quote

ned
do you have any pets?

harry potter
i consider bob
more of a roommate

harry potter
what is one thing that a lot of people
think about you that absolutely isn't true?

ned
that i eat a lot of mcdonald's

ned
what animal is bob?

harry potter
goldfish

harry potter
what's your favorite teletubby?

ned
i was more into the sun
than the actual teletubbies

ned
but i guess laa-laa

ned
what's your favorite teletubby?

harry potter
tinky-winky

harry potter
because a bunch of priests
claimed he was gay and
freaked out in 1999

harry potter
does pineapple belong on pizza?

ned
yes

ned
how was tinky-winky gay

harry potter
bc he was voiced by a boy
but carried a purse

harry potter
also he was purple which apparently
is the "color of the gays"

harry potter
and his antenna is a triangle, which
supposedly is gay as well

harry potter
#lettinkywinkybegay

harry potter
are you a feminist?

ned
uh idk

ned
i mean, my friend mj is a
feminist and she does all this
protesting and stuff

ned
and i agree with her on it all
but i don't actually protest or
anything, so idk if i count

harry potter
feminism and activism are
two different things

harry potter
all you gotta do to be a feminist
is believe in equal rights for all men
and women

ned
oh

ned
then yes

ned
would you ever get a tattoo?

harry potter
i already have one

harry potter
would you ever get a tattoo?

ned
no, needles make me dizzy

ned
what's your tattoo of??

harry potter
a chrysanthemum flower

harry potter
where were you born?

ned
hawaii

ned
what does the flower symbolize?

harry potter
wow, you're really interested
in that aren't you?

harry potter
in old chinese traditions it
symbolizes both encouragement
and death of a loved one

harry potter
it's for my mom

ned
oh i'm sorry

ned
are you chinese?

harry potter
i don't believe it's your
turn ned leeds

ned
technically it is

ned
you asked me "wow you're really
interested in that aren't you?"

ned

harry potter ah, i see how it is

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harry potter
ah, i see how it is

harry potter
i'm partly chinese. my mom
was chinese and japanese

harry potter
my dad is native american

harry potter
that's why i was allowed
to get a tattoo

harry potter
they're an important part of
native american culture,
and my dad is really proud
of our heritage so...

ned
he should be

harry potter
yeah thanks

harry potter
was snape a good person

ned
HELL NO

harry potter
THANK YOU

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