It was a sunny day in Derry and Stanley went to the park he saw a girl chasing a bird he yelled "WHY ARE YOU CHASING THAT POOR BIRD" "BECAUSE IT TOOK MY FOOT CREAM" she responded "I HAVE SOME" he said then he punched himself in the stomach and foot cream squirted out of his mouth then they fell in love and the next they they went to the zoo to steal birds and they got arrested
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