𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬. ┊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰

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iwabee : WELL WHAT IS THAT SOMETHING

shikadai : none of your business

boruto : oh come on don't be so stingyy

iwabee : must be a good tactic that ables him to have sex everywhere so he keepin it away from us

mitsuki : dai isn't really like you who has sex a lot no matter time and place

inojin : tru dat

boruto : ye he has big brain like fr

shikadai : why ty ?

iwabee : smH aight we ALL know he the smartest so he must know about ALL the tactics 👀 yall gettin me ?

inojin : he do be the one w the best dirty jokes ;0

mitsuki : and the first one to lose it

boruto : ion getit

shikadai : oi oi this is not exposing me time

inojin : you never get anything moron

boruto : whatever pale ass mofo 😤🙄

inojin : >:(

iwabee : aS I WAS SAYING because of that he must've been the one who has done the most at any place and been through most of the things available 😳

inojin : ...

inojin : 0–0

boruto : oH SHIT THAT TRUE DAI ???

mitsuki : 🤯

shikadai : how did you guys even get to this

iwabee : dONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT— come on man you and yodo both work in the office a LoT dont tell yall never did it once there 🤔

shikadai : why would you even imagine that scenario—

boruto : its useless aint dai a big no no to risks 😔🤚🏻

inojin : mhm doing it in a workplace is very unprofessional and troublesome rite ?

shikadai : i never denied tho

boruto : ....EEEEHHHH????!!!!

inojin : wAit a dAMn mInUTe +#+

iwabee : FHEISJSJS I FUCKING TOLD YALL

mitsuki : 🤯☠️

inojin : bruh you should just agreed to iwa from the start

shikadai : he only said once so 🤡

boruto : WHJANSKAHDKSNSKSBSKSN YALL HAVE DONE IT IN THE OFFICE COUNTLESS TIMES ??? HOW ??? WHEN EVEN I— ???

mitsuki : my brain is in utter confusion

inojin : OML WDYM BUT WE'VE BARGED IN YALL WORKING IN THE OFFICE A LOT OF TIMES ALREADY

iwabee : wHEN DID YA HAD THE TIME BRO

shikadai : lets just say we know how to keep quiet ;P

iwabee : BRO IM—

boruto : DOES THAT MEAN YOUVE DONE A BUNCH OF KINKY SHIT TOO ?

shikadai : im not really into many kinks 💀🤚🏻

shikadai : but to say ive never done any ... 👀😳

inojin : YO DAI YOU BETTER SPILL RN

shikadai : oH No my mums callin later dudes

boruto : OI

iwabee : GET YO ASS BACK OVER HERE

mitsuki : we shouldve known—

inojin : sjakhsjs just because he sMART?

boruto : isnt that one of da main reasons why all the ladies wanna fuck em ? 😳💀

iwabee : hOLY SHIT yeah man i remember thats what the girls said

mitsuki : so since hes smart ...

inojin : he know a lotta ways to make it gOODDD OMG

boruto : WHY DIDNT WE REALIZE THIS

iwabee : holy fuck fInD tHAt mAn and make him s p i l l all of his secrets

boruto : MOVE ON IT GANG

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a/n : i feel like im giving shikadai too much credit 🤚🏻😳 but well yk he a nara doe—got them smart moves and shadow jutsus going on if you get me 🤧 btw ' the girls ' refer to sarada, chocho, sumire, etc. yk their squad 😗