Why nothing ever gets done in Pyrrhia

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Thorn's perspective

Six-claws: Your majesty, we have a small - wait, what are you playing?

Thorn: Robot Unicorn Attack 2. I'm trying - and succeeding - to beat the other queens.

Qibli: Yeah. GET REKT QUEEN GLORY!

Six-claws: Excuse me, but we have a slight-

Thorn: WOO HOO! WE BEAT MOORHEN'S HIGH SCORE!

Qibli: OH YEAH! *high fives Queen Thorn*

later...

*Qibli and Thorn are partying from winning most of the game*

Six-claws: *pants* Your - gasp - majesty, we - gasp - have a - gasp - slight problem. Are you - gasp - even - gasp - paying attention?

Qibli: Oh no!

Thorn: What is it?

Qibli: Queen Ruby's beaten your high score.

Thorn: How?

cue Cliff, spatastically pressing buttons and obliterating everyone


Glory's perspective

Glory: Woo hoo! Oh, come on, wait, what?

Deathbringer: What is it, my queen?

Glory: Thorn just destroyed me in Robot Unicorn Attack 2 and now I have to start all over again.

Jambu: GLORY! THE RAINFOR- wait, what's that?

Glory: Robot Unicorn Attack 2.

Jambu: I meant the flashy box it's in.

Glory: *sighs* Jambu, just let me-AARGH RUBY I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Deathbringer: What this time?

Glory: Ruby killed me before I had a chance to continue. It was weird, as if she was a hurricane.

Deathbringer: Could she be using hacks?

Glory: If so, there's only one way to solve this. *presses keys*  *gets killed again* AaRgH nOt AgAiN!

Jambu: Your majesty, we really have a- *faints*


Coral's perspective

Coral: TSUNAMI GET HERE NOW!

Tsunami: What is it?!

Shark: Coral, we have a situation here!

Coral: Tsunami, I understand you're one for fighting.

Tsunami: So?

Coral: Could you help me with this game?

Tsunami: What game?

Coral: Robot Unicorn Attack 2.

Tsunami: I'll try, but Ruby's gone crazy and is beating everyone.

Coral: That's what I needed your help with. Could you tell me what 585 + 253 x 17b is?

Tsunami: No.

Coral: What about Ruby's favourite-

Tsunami: Why would I know this?

Coral: Anemone doesn't and you're older. Also, for some reason your brothers have run off somewhere.

Shark: CORAL WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!

Coral: Not now shark!

Auklet: MOMMY! UNCLE SHARK RIGHT!

Coral: Sweetie, I'm trying to do something at the moment.

Turtle: Have you seen Fin? He didn't come with us and I had to stay back and look for him.

Shark: CORAL THE ORCA STATU-

Coral: NOT NOW SHARK!

Moorhen

Moorhen: So.

Fawn: *gulps*

Moorhen: Fawn, do you know where my headphones, mouse and USB with Robot Unicorn Attack 2 on it are?

Fawn: n-no?

Moorhen: Are you lying?

Fawn: n-no?

Moorhen: Are you sure?

Fawn: n-no?

Moorhen: Are you sure you're not sure?

Fawn: n-no?

Moorhen: Is no the only thing you can say?

Fawn: n-no?

Moorhen: Then where are my headphones, mouse and USB?

Fawn: W-why w-would I k-know?

Moorhen: Because you sure are acting like it.

Reed: Queen Moorhen, you need to see this!

Pheasant: It's urgent!

Moorhen: First I need to find some of my things.

Reed: Queen Moorhen, if this isn't dealt with, then-

Moorhen: Just never mind. Fawn? I know you know where they are. I know you know that I know you know where they are. So just tell me!

Fawn: But I don't know!

Pheasant: If you don't come now, then-

Moorhen: NOT RIGHT NOW!

Alligator: I found your gear. Someone stashed it behind their den...*looks directly at Sora*

Moorhen: Thanks Alligator. Now back to beating Ruby at Robot Unicorn Attack 2.


Ruby's perspective

Ruby: *taps keys* Vermilion, can you get Cliff for me?

Vermilion: But your majesty, we have a slight-

Ruby: I know. That's why I need you to get Cliff.

later...

Cliff: Mommy, I wrote a song for you!

Ruby: Yes Cliff, but I can't listen right now. maybe later?

Cliff: Okay mommy.

Ruby: Hey, Cliff, how good are you at games?

Cliff: Awesome! I wanna play hide and seek right now!

Ruby: Well, mommy's got a game for you. Can you help me with this?

Cliff: *looks at computer* I can try.*presses buttons, obliterates Thorn*

Ruby: Now, what did you need, Vermilion?


Glacier's perspective

Narwhal: Glacier, You need to hear this.

Glacier: I don't care. I need to finish this.

Narwhal: Well it's about the game...

Glacier: What?

Narwhal: Well, somehow Queen Ruby beat Queen Thorn's high score.

Glacier: And?

Narwhal: *inhales* Well, she also apparently beat the entire game.

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