i was walking down the street with my wife, it was a sunny warm day, with no clouds in the sky. What bad could possibly happen? Well if only we havent stumbled upon dazai: my wofeys number two favorite, most loved person .
"The fuck you doing here you mushroom head?!"
"Oh nothing, just seeing if elze sama has decided on weather or not shes committing double suicide with me~" he coed with a smirk on his face. I couldnt hold the anger in anymore
"OH YEAH LOL WELL IF YOU ARE ALREADY HERE SHALL WE DO A ONE ON ONE FIGHT?!"
"No urtele mylimiausioji mano please stop i already love you enough" elzyte said
"NO!"
"Fine, if youre this strong lets fight midget" dazai mocked.
And with that i hit him with my iron fist RIGHT to his face
"You look like my grandma, shall i make you walk like one?!" With that i attacked him again, this time to his stomach. He dropped on the ground, limp, but still alive. "Fuck you you babce" with that i spat on his face and took my wifey on a date
~2 months later~
Me, Elze, and dazai all got married, i didnt want to, but for elze i did it, and even tho dazai now has brain damage, gets to hug and kiss my wife, atleast he cleans the dishes >:(
love you elze-chan!!
