okay so I was walking home feeling very hungry because BIG BULLY CHAN MALI CHAN HEY HEY bullied me and stole all my money and nasi lemak. AND I WAS VERY SAD!!! so home I went and then while I was at the bus stop there was a cow. YEA I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!! NOT ANY COW!!! IT LOOKED ABNORMALLY THIN AND HAD 2 LEGS!!! BUT THERE WAS A COW ON THE LOOSE!!! I CALLED THE FARM AND SAID I WAS HALLUCINATING BECAUSE THEY HAD ALL THEIR COWS ( MOO MOO, BOO BOO, NOO NOO, GOO GOO AND POO POO!!!!! So I started PANICKING and kicked the cow onto the road! Cows dont deserve to live!!! The cow rolled and rolled until it stopped in front of a car. The car rolled over the cow. WHAT I SAW NEXT WAS MIND FROMPLING. IT WAS JUST A COW COSTUME!!!! THE WHOLE TIME THERE WAS A WOMAN IN THE COSTUME!!! SHE DIED!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
( I am not as stupid as I seem in this story )
