Comebacks are back !!!

Comebacks to say to your ex

1. I don't make mistakes I date them.

2. Ex means: thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.

3. Yes, I'm smiling but you're not the reason anymore.

4.Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?

5. I'm not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.

6. I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

7. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

8. Taking your ex back is like going to a garage sale and buying back your own crap!

9. I used to be f*cking stupid. But then I dumped him.

10. What I like best about our relationship is your no longer in it