1. Let him have kidneys for breakfast sometimes. (Don't follow this one! He only eats fruit loops!)
2. Let him have kidneys for a snack
3. He can't stay up past 9:00 on weekdays
4. He can't stay up past 10:00 on weekends
5. Don't judge him
6. Don't let him be Robin
7. Give him hugs
8. Do the following or your EJ will run away
