Louis P.O.V:
I stood there measuring the size of my shrimp dick, it still wasn't as big as a Legoshi's dong. "Legoshi..." he thought, Louis has commited multiple acts of arson and homicide and yet he still doesn't have a dong the size of Legoshi's huge meaty cock. I sighed and put away my Benis, i zipped up my pants and threw the measuring ruler across the room with force. He took a deep breath, then exhaled. There's only one thing i needed to do to be better than Legoshi...
i need to commit tax fraud
and thus he did
he committed tax fraud
the shishigumi covered for him
everything was going according to plan
committing tax fraud immediately means you have a big dong
Legoshi can never compare
he WILL never compare