Deadpool x male reader

Chapter 1

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"WAKE UP". You hear yelling as you rub your eyes waking up. You see wade staring at you. "What the fuck do you want" you say pissed. "You have work" he says innocently. Me and my best friend deadpool were roommates. You groan. "You know mr. stark doesn't like slackers" wade jokes. You push yourself out of bed. You were wearing your jeans and top from yesterday. "I'm up,  now go do your fucking job. I'm the reason we got this two story house" i say. "I will i will" he says leaving the room so you can change. You put on your dress shirt and put a vest over it, then you out on your black dress pants. "I really fucking hate Monday's" you groan. 

You exit your room. You go to the kitchen to see wade eating pancakes. "Want some" he said with his mouth full. I nod. He hands me a fork and i pick at the plate of pancakes we were sharing. "Who's on your kill list today" i sigh. "3 people" he smiles. "How much you gonna get in all" i ask. "6000" he said. "You better fucking find them" i say. "Well that's not the problem its spidey" he complains. "Peter?" I ask. "Yeah every since he saw me jump on a car he's been all over me" he says. "Lucky you tony wanted to have peter help him today" i say grabbing my bag. 

"Don't get hit by a car" he jokes. "With our stupid immortality it really wouldn't matter" i sigh. I felt a hand on my shoulder as i was leaving. "Your bags are darker than usual" wade said. I had sleep insomnia so he was talking about my eyes. "Ill make an session with my doctor to talk about it" i say. "Ok, just be careful" he said. I nod and leave. I left our house and walked down to stark labs. I got there 5 minutes early. "Y/n, i need you to cancel my appointment after lunch" tony begs as i walk in the tower. And by tower you mean avengers tower. yes i work at avengers tower whoop de doo. "May i ask why" i ask. "Lunch with my family" he says. "Alright" i say. Now for the worst part of my day. 

My office was past the lounge room, where the avengers talk. I'm friends with them but all of them talk at once. I mean I'm Tony's assistant not theirs. I walk in the room and i am flooded wit voices. "Hey y/n!" Thor exclaims. "How are you" Bruce said. "I'm good" i fake smile. I talk for 5 minutes and walk in my office. I sit at my desk and send an email to the press saying meeting canceled. I got a couple calls and then went to my computer and went over the paperwork tony did. And of course he didn't finish it all. You took your time finishing it. But after an hour Thor came in. "Uh y/n, some dude said you forgot something at home" Thor said. "Damn it wade" i mutter. I leave the room and go to the lobby. "Y/n, you forgot your phone" wade  said. "I don't need it" i say. "Just take it" he said. I grab my phone and put it in my pocket.

"Wade" i say seeing his face Guilty. He hums. "Did you go through it" i ask. "Its not my fault you have an easy password" he argued. I pinch the bridge of my nose. "And why don't you have anything i could make fun of you for" he pouted. "Wade, you mat be 1 year older than me but I sometimes think I'm more mature" i sigh. He laughs. "Now go do your job so i can do mine" i say pushing him out. "Fine, just dont forget about your appointment" he said. I close the door on his face. "Who was that hottie" the receptionist Amy asked. "Amy, you really don't wanna mess with that idiot" i sigh. I walk back in the room. "What appointment" tony asked. "Were you listening" i ask. They all shrug. "What appointment" tony asked again. "I have a doctors appointment after work" i say. "For" Bruce asked. "Something only one person would notice" i say walking to my office. 

"Y/n" tony said. "Do you need the day off tomorrow" tony asked. "No" i say closing the door. I finish the paper work and tony calls. "I'm going on lunch now" he said. "Ok" i say. After 10 minutes it was my lunch break. I only eat in front of wade because he annoys me if i don't. I sit in the lounge next to Thor. We were watching the news. Apparently there was a guy who waved at the news camera and jumped off the highway. "'Deadpool, what do the x men see in him" Thor asked. I shrugged. "He dead from that fall so no worries" Bruce said. Thor nodded. "He's not dead" i say. "What do you mean" brunch asked. "He does that all the time and comes back healthy" i say. "Really" Thor asked i nod. After about 10 minutes Thor set his hammer down on the floor. 

"Lets see if anyone can lift it" Thor said. A lot of the avengers gathered round. A lot tried. I just sat there and watched, waiting for 40 minutes it be up. I closed my as eyes when i heard "why doesn't y/n try" i hear Bruce say. If you haven't figured it out yet I'm closest to Thor, Bruce and tony. "I cant lift it" i say. "Never know till you try" black widow said. I sigh. I stand up And put my right hand on it. I see stares. "there's now way I could..." i cut myself off wen i see it move. "Did it move" Thor asked. I pulled it up and..... "i picked it up" i mutter. I set it down and go back to my office. I call wade. "Wade I'm fucking freaking out" i say. "Why" he asked. ,y office walls were glass and i saw people staring and watching tv. I look at the tv and see him on the phone getting punched. 

"Wade, are you fighting right now" i sigh. "Oh!, you can see me on the news right" he asked. "Don't you think this would be the time to say ill call you back" i ask. "But, i wanna talk" he pouts. I just sigh. "So whats freaking you out" he says happy. "I just picked up mojlnir" i pant. "Wait actually" he says standing still on tv. He got punched and his head spun around. Then went normal. I heard the gags from the lounge. "Hey" he laughs. "Your worthy" he says in a joking voice. "Yeah, yeah. Just look normal pretty boy when you pick me up" i say. "Hold for a second" he says. "Hey yea buddy. I'm on the phone ill kill you in a second" i hear him say. The person freezes. "Anything else" he says happy. "Stop being an idiot" i say. "Ok, and ill come with you to your appointment" he says. I hang up. i see Deadpool start fighting again. And he killed the guy and ran. "What am i gonna do with him" i mutter.