Bill Cipher: *sees a cake on the table* Woahhhh, who left a cake here? I mean if nobody's going to eat it~
Dipper: Bill! *slaps Bill's head*
Bill Cipher: Ow! *rubs his head* Meanie...
Dipper: That cake's not for you!
Bill Cipher: Then who is it for?
Dipper: For Mabel
Bill Cipher: B-But!
Dipper: No
Bill Cipher: Fine if I can't have that cake I'll have your cake~
Dipper: What do you mean?- *blushes* N-NO!
Bill Cipher: Then choose~
Dipper: B-Bill!
Bill Cipher: Fine I'm gonna go with Ace to town
Dipper: I wanna go!
Bill Cipher: Well come on!~
*In town*
Ace: Hey Cipher
Bill Cipher: Hey Ace I brought Dipper!
Dipper: Hi Ace
Ace: Hello Dipper wanna come with us to the mall?
Dipper: Yeah!
*At the mall*
Ace: Where do you guys wanna go?
Bill Cipher: Hot Topic!
Dipper: I'm down
Bill Cipher: *sees Will* Look there's Will!
Ace: What's Will doing here?
Bill Cipher: I don't know let's go check it out
Will Cipher: M-Master look there's Bill
Reverse Dipper: Who?
Bill Cipher: Hi Will!!!
Dipper: Hey Will!
Ace: Whatup other me?
AD Ace: Not much just taking these two out of the shack
Will Cipher: H-Hi Bill...
Reverse Dipper: Hello Dipper
Ace: How have you guys been?
Reverse Dipper: Mediocre
Will Cipher: P-Pretty good... I got to kiss master-
Reverse Dipper: *blushes and covers Will's mouth* N-NOTHING!!! HE DID NOTHING!!!
Bill Cipher: Sure~
Reverse Dipper: See you guys later... *grabs Will by the ear* And you're coming with me...
Will Cipher: I-I'M SORRY MASTER!!!
AD Ace: Well see you guys later
Dipper: Bill is your brother gonna be okay?
Bill Cipher: I'm not sure
Ace: I feel bad for other me
Dipper: Same *gets a text from Mabel* Oh I gotta go greet Mabel at the Shack
Bill Cipher: I'm coming with. How about you Ace?
Ace: Sure I've got nothing else to do *teleports them back to the shack*
Mabel: Bro Bro?
Dipper: *jumps from behind her* Boo!
Mabel: AH! Dipper!
Dipper: Hi Mabel! I got the cake for you and Pacifica
Mabel: Thank you! *hugs him*
Bill Cipher: Now if you excuse me I have my own cake to eat *picks Dipper up*
Dipper: B-BILL NO!!!
Bill Cipher: Bill yes~
YOU ARE READING
Bill Cipher x Dipper Oneshots
FanfictionSome short stories while I work on the main story.
