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parkchimney: @suckchin also fyi Jung Hoseok is the hottest, daddiest men in the planet. Even though I love you to bits, hyung, we can't have you making our ball of sunshine and light feel bad or insecure about his looks. So, everyone listen up! Let's get #stupidseokjin trending on Twitter!😌

ilikesnakeu: YES OUR JHOPE FANCLUB PRESIDENT PARK JIMINIE!!!!! DONE. I posted 15 tweets with the tag #stupidseokjin😁

gayyp.bangtanofficial: @parkchimney done👍🏻

gayyp.got7official: @parkchimney done✌🏻

gayyp.twicetagram: @parkchimney done👌🏻

bts.bighitofficial: @parkchimney done🙌🏻

jihyoparkinglot: @parkchimney all nine of us tweeted, and we've asked Onces to do it as well. #stupidseokjin😼

jaebumhole: @parkchimney @jihyoparkinglot we did it too! Ahgase are with you! #stupidseokjin😼

vantae: all of us too!! and the BTS hyungs did it as well. yoongi hyung texted me just now. #stupidseokjin😼

suckchin: what the fuck just happened?😰

jhoe: you existed. #stupidseokjin

dancemonster: @suckchin sorry hyung, but that was mean to my bandmate and also my best friend. #maybealittlelessstupidseokjin #iloveyoudonthateme😭

chimmytata: skjlsaljkslakdjljhdjhsddjsh IM LITERALLY DEAD at this kjlssjlksljksldjkjlkd ALSO JOON's #stupidseokjin tweet literally wasn't a #stupidseokjin tweet. his  hashtag was #maybealittlelessstupidseokjin jklskjsdsdjadhl HE'S SO IN LOVE SOMEONE PROTECT HIM THE BIG BABIE😓❤️

suckchin: guys, I'm really so sorry about what I said. I love Hoseok, I really do. I also call him what I did in person, so I didn't think it would create any offence.🙁

suckchin: this is the LAST time you will hear an apology cross KIM hotness SEOKJIN's lips. @jhoe hon, im sorry for hurting your feelings.. I really am, okay? @parkchimney yes, Hobi is indeed very handsome. (he cant hold a candle to me duh never) I will be a little less insensitive in future. @everyone I'm sorry to all of you as well.. but, @dancemonster u getting punished again

jhoe: hyung, you're forgiven. luv xx❤️

parkchimney: you're treading on dangerous soil, Jin hyung, but still you're forgiven. ilysm #stupidseokjin luv xx❤️

dancemonster: SHIT *hides under the bed, wrapped in bondage ropes and chokers*🥺

shookytae: @suckchin that was so sweet, and unexpected. real man, we stan #stupidseokjin😍

suckchin: So we're still trending that hashtag? also, Namjoon? yes YES yes 🤩

=> comment liked by practically everyone

momochul: damn Seokjin oppa, who would've thought that you would've been into bondage. I think everyone knows me and Chul oppa are active followers of the BDSM community.😉

kimcondom: FUCK😳

momochul: @kimcondom me😏

nahyeon: @momochul YAS SLAY GIRL. @johnyeon baby, let's.......😜

oncearmy: WHY IS EVERYONE SO GAY? LIKE WTF its so cute and annoying at the same time coz my single heart cant keep up with all those ships. aahhhhh my heart😍

raplobster: is it just me or did anyone else just remember that this is a comeback announcement/ tracklist post? I mean im so excited about everything else, but it IS comeback season, maybe we should talk about that too? idek..😇😌

goldenmaknae: @raplobster an intellectual breathes..👏🏻

sadyoongie: YES!! omg again, canT breathE. im guessing the first four are the group tracks and the last four are the solo songs. The names are all so fucking pretty, this is gonna be an epic comeback. I can sense it.😭

joonboobs: again, @suckchin can you elaborate on Dimple?❤️😉

vantae: @joonboobs we're actually not allowed to say anything, unlike Namjoon we aren't spoilers.. But I'll give you a smol bit of info.😅

vantae: The song is about Kim Namjoon, and a dad joke that Jin once made about his dimples. actually, the entire song revolves around that fucking ahjusshi joke. It's super catchy and the choreography is amazing.🤩

jyparkinglot: @vantae totally unrelated, but @jacksonwanger makes dad jokes during sex😆

jacksonwanger: @jyparkinglot NO I DO NOT. b-but they're funnyyyy😓

hot7: kjdhjkhfadahjkfdjhfdsjlhksfdkj WHAT THE FUCK😳

agustd: ew keep your sex life private you horny freaks.🙄

chunghahaha: @agustd should we?😉

vantae: w-what

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~insert evil, wicked, maniacal laugh BAHAHAHA~

QUEEN Chungha has arrived, bitches!

chunghahaha: Kim ChungHa (formerly of I.O.I)

guys, don't hate Yoongles. JUST DONT OKAY

lmao I really did do a drama packed chapter today didn't I?

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ps. Bangtan Tracklist creds go to theseokside kWEEn again!

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