"I WANT TO SEE WHO'S ARSE IS GETTING BEATEN!" I declare as I rush out of the room, down the stairs, and towards the noise, which seems to be coming from the guest room. I fling the door open quickly and a wave of disappointment washes over me.
"YES! KILL THE FILTHY PI-! Damn, you're bad at this game," Johnny sighs, taking the phone from Eliza and resets the game of Angry Bird. Wait, that isn't Angry Bird.
"What are you two playing?" I ask curiously as Aaron casually walks up next to me.
"Kill the farm, these pigs are freaking fast," Eliza answers, standing up and wiping whatever dust had fallen upon her.
"It isn't like one of those texts between mom and daughter I've read multiple times," Johnny admits.
"Well, I should get going, see you later Jay, you still owe me a shirt," she smiles politely as she heads over to me.
"Oh! Wait! I have a shirt!" Johnny excitedly jumps up and goes to the wardrobe. He brought extra clothes? He's leaving soon, isn't he? Johnny pulls out a terribly familiar dark blue shirt and throws it at Eliza, eagerly telling her to put it on. Before I can warn her of the oncoming embarresment, she pulls it on and it flattens out, revealing the giant 'I love Johnny!' heart with his face blown up to take up the inside of said heart.
"You little..." Eliza glowers, taking a threatening step towards his. He laughs before screaming and shoving past the two of us.
"Was that Johnny?" Ashley asks, peeking her head out from her room. Eliza walks past Aaron and I and nods.
"Want to kill him with me?" Eliza asks sweetly, glaring in the direction in which Johnny went.
"Thought you'd never ask," Ashley grins as she happily skips away with a creepily large grin on, dragging Eliza behind her.
"Why doesn't she just take the shirt off?" Aaron finally breaks the silence.
"Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you Mr.Perv?" I joke with a snort. Whoops.
"AARON! MAN YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" Johnny yells as he runs between us and up to my room.
"GET THE FUDGE OUT OF THERE!" I yell at him, chasing after him. Aaron has a look of panic before he decides to stand guard. I run up into my room and search the room in search of my friend.
"I MADE IT!" I hear his overly loud voice yell from outside. I walk over to the window and see him in Aaron's room. Well he isn't my problem anymore.
"AARON! JOHNNY IS IN YOUR ROOM!" I call out, shutting my window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I hear the high pitched scream of a lady. I quickly rush back to the window and see Johnny getting pelted with toilet paper rolls.
"You crazy lady!" Johnny yelps, going to the window and trying to get back into my house.
"CAMERON HONEY! STAY AWAY FROM THE CRAZY MAN! LOCK YOUR WINDOW!" Daisy yells out as she drops the groceries and grabs one of Johnny's legs, dragging him away from the window and body slamming him.
"CAMERON! HELP ME!" Johnny wheezes once Daisy stands up.
"Cameron? Do you know this hooligan?" Daisy asks, picking Johnny up by the collar of his shirt, lifting him from the floor.
"He's actually my friend visiting from Boston, nice moves you have their Daisy," I laugh. Daisy grins and apologizes quickly before letting Johnny come through the window and close it behind him.
"She's strong for an old lady," he comments.
"RUN!" Aaron yells as Eliza and Ashley shove into the rooms, tackling Johnny and start throwing random punches as Johnny assumes the fetal position.
"You know, your mum just beat him up a minute ago, but I congratulate you at holding them off for that long," I compliment as Aaron pants, entering the room.
"Did I earn a kiss?" he asks. Still the same old Aaron, just tired, and slightly sick.
"Sure, close your eyes," I respond, giving my eye a seizure. He smirks victoriously before shutting him eyes. I quickly press my lips against him cheek and his smirk turns into a pout.
"Hey, lovebirds, I'm kind of being bitten, want to help?" Johnny asks. I twist around and see Eliza and Ashley looking up with large eyes while biting him.
"OH NO! ONE IS SUCKING MY BLOOD! WITHOUT TEETH! HELP ME! IT FEELS SO WEIRD!" Johnny shouts, twisting around as he laughs hysterically. I take Ashley and drag her away from him while Aaron takes Eliza away, still pouting.
"Thank the lord you love me," Johnny sighs in relief.
"DO NOT!" I yell out in responds.
"DO TOO!" he yells back, standing up and stretching.
"Should I release the female dogs?" I threaten. The bedroom door opens and I let go of Ashley and turn around, smiling widely as my mum comes in. I glance behind me and see the same expression on everyone else's face too. Not suspicious at all. Note heavy sarcasm.
"What did you break?" mum deadpans, looking blatantly at Johnny and I.
"I didn't do anything! I WAS ATTACKED BY WILD BITCHES, in the literal sense, as in female dogs," Johnny defends.
"YOU LITTLE ILLEGITIMATE SON!" Ashley growls at him. Mum shakes her head and sends everyone off to bed.
"Ashley, you can share your room with this lovely young lady, if her parent's don't mind her spending the night, and Johnny can share the guest room with Aaron, I'll give you your day of peace Cam," mum assigns. Johnny and Aaron groan, but don't dispute her arrangement. Eliza whips out her phone and calls her mum, after everything is settled, she goes into Ashley's room with Ashley. Mum wishes everyone a goodnight and I shuffle into my bed after turning the lights off.
"YOU DO LOVE ME!" I hear a faint yell before a whine of protest. What am I going to do with my friends? Handing them over to Daisy is always an option.
A/N
I know, very short, but at least I got it done, The Vampire's Mate will be updated soon, hopefully. I guarentee it'll be updated by this time tomorrow.
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Humor*** NOT EDITED AT ALL, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK *** Cameron Reeds is a nerdy girl that likes staying in the shadows, unlike her twin, Ashley. They move, with their mum, to a small town in Northern California called Avondale. After a not-so-good encount...
