The once was this day (blah blah blah you get the jist)
All was quiet at school for once no Marcus getting bolcked by Mr duckworth or miss Huyton no loud laugh from heather in that canteen no chipsticks lookin at chipsticks no detentions going on no chatter from random people it turns out it was closed (well no) because of covid 19 (I'm begining to like this giza shuttin school down legend) everyone was off but there was loads of chatter from a wild chaz asking for goods while everyone else was tryna do there work apart from Marcus cause he was doing dumb shit you know usual stuff for him the group call was thriving with answers for maths and the questions finaly made sense 'Barry bought 346 toilet rolls 1 toilet roll costs 76p how much did he pay for the toilet rolls then a call came in 'teachers will be coming round to certain students houses and checking if there doing the work' nobody notifys Marcus about this and as Mr duckworth pulls up to kfc to get the 80 pieces of popcorn chicken for £5.99 he sees Marcus and starts giving him a bollocking for not doing any work whilst Mrs Brady goes over to fias gaff to find out that fia has done all her work and done everything like normal Mrs speakman goes over to harley mays house to see harley may in a banana costume huggin her dog and Mrs speakman starts flexin her
Doc Martins Whilst Amy is flexin her chain. But know one cares about that everyone cares about Mr almond in the Co op getting some fridge raiders the plot thickens (a bit like kfcs gravy if you reheat it) as josie starts smackin the shit out of Jack Billington all this is happening at the time of dogy dave starts flexin his Mercedes and blastin out ket donk (ket donk intensifys*) which intices fia in fia immediately dumps chaz. And goes of with dodgy dave chaz falls into an immediate state of mortifiedness all whilst josie is doing spinny things on frozen water and whilst Heather is getting into some clout with fias freinds and whilst Marcus is walking shadow and sees Mrs Smith Hughes who asks 'why ain't you doing your school work' Marcus responds with 'the dog needed to keep me away from it because that way I won't lose my sanity' Mrs Smith Hughes starts habin a go. (blah blah blah something interesting and on to the next chapter)
