new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

2. 🤢

14/3 7:50am
jersey bois ✊

cutest wasian:
yall finna wake up and get online bc my dumbass logged into class too early and it feels rude to leave

big boi:
unblock me first bich 🔫🐸

slomo king:
He wont see ur message mattia smh 🤦‍♂️

cutest wasian:
yall hear smth?

edgar allen HOE:
just catch corona and dip

robo the hobo:
wish my school was shut down 🤧

cutest wasian:
but then how am i supposed to smooch u alvaro 🥺🥺

big boi:
🤢

slomo king:
Tf you block Mattia for?

cutest wasian:
spite!

big boi:
spite 😔✊

edgar allen HOE:
america eggsplain

robo the hobo:
oh tea?

big boi:
:(( the tea is that im sad

slomo king:
Bro I saw ur vid are you... good

cutest wasian:
??? huh

edgar allen HOE:
i stg kai just unblock mattia before he does smth dumb for ur attention

cutest wasian:
maybe if he joined the class livestream i'd forgive him 😤

robo the hobo:
screw mattia i gotchu boo

big boi:
you aint even in his CLASS back off

edgar graduate:
imagine being possessive but not even having the boy 🤢

big boi:
imagine being fucking delusional 🤢🤢

edgar allen HOE:
AMERICA EGGSPLAIN!!!! I AM CONFUSION

edgar graduate:
imagine being in denial 🤢🤢🤢

robo the hobo:
uhh

slomo king:
Do I smell beef

edgar allen HOE:
i smell like beefff

cutest wasian:
ogeyy this is fun but fr mattia r u coming?? im lonelyyy 🥺🥺 i even unblocked u Pls

big boi:
ya im joining now

cutest wasian:
tanky ily

big boi:
ofc ily2

edgar graduate:
🤢

big boi:
literally shut the fuck up

slomo king:
Okay so are we all just gonna ignore that? Ogeyy

edgar allen HOE:
ignore the homiesexuals or the ale/mattia war

robo the hobo:
both?

slomo king:
Both.

edgar allen HOE:
both is good

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A/N these chapters are gonna get longer eventually i SWEAR-
thots?