chandler bing~ the one ✨

the one where monica gets a new roommate-1✨

Addison's P.O.V
"There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!" Monica, my twin sister, exclaimed.

"C'mon, you're goin' out with the guy, there's gotta be somethin' wrong with him!" Joey told her, causing me to nod along in agreement.

"Alright Joey be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Chandler joked, resulting in us all to laugh.

"Wait does he eat chalk?" Phoebe asked. I stared at her, confused at the weird remark.

"Um, Phoebe?" I questioned her.

"Just cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl-oh!" I shook my head and smiled at our weird friend.

"Okay everybody relax. This isn't even a date. It's just two people going out together and not having sex." I looked at her and smiled.

"Sounds like a date to me." I said causing everyone to laugh.

~

I was walking down to Central Perk from my apartment, which I shared with Monica. As I walked through the doors I overheard Chandler in the midst of a sentance.

"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian," I just looked at him weird when he looked up at us and gasped "Did I say that out loud?" I just scoffed at him and sat down next to Ross, noticing the distraught look on his face.

"I told Mom and Dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well." He told me.

"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., 'I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren.' was what?  A wrong number?" I said to him as Monica sat down next to me, handing me an iced coffee.

"Sorry," he said. I shook my head and rubbed his shoulder comfortingly.

"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurtin'. Can I tell you what the answer is?" Ross looked at Joey, intrigued. "Strip joints! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!" I rolled my eyes at Joey and took my hand off Ross.

Ross shook his head and began to speak, "I don't wanna be single okay? I just, I just wanna be married again!" As he said it, a stressed looking girl burst into the coffee shop wearing a soaking wedding dress, she was familiar.

"Rachel?" Monica jumped up.

"Oh, Rachel!" I turned around but stayed seated.

"Oh God Monica, Addison,hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there but this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are." Chandler came and sat next to me.

"Who's that?" he asked me, I turned to face him.

"Rachel, you know from high school," Chandler nodded, remembering who she was.

"Okay everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, you know Addison but this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey , and you remember my brother Ross?" Rachel smiled at everyone and walked over to Ross.

"Hi, sure!" the both of them went to hug but Ross's umbrella opened, causing him to just sit down again.

"So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?" I asked, laughing to myself.

"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden," She was interrupted by a waitress bringing her coffee, she took it and looked at her.

" Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me, how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for? So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you, Addison and I have kinda drifted apart, but you guys are the only people I knew who lived here in the city."

"Who weren't invited to the wedding?" Monica looked offended, "Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be a problem,"

~

I was in my room when I smelled something weird coming from across the hall. I got out of bed and looked to see what was going on. I saw Chandler attempting to cook something.

"Oh my god! What are you doing? You know you can't cook!" I told him while running over to the kitchen.

"I know, I just wanted to make us something! Joey's away I thought we could have a movie night?" I smiled at Chandler's gesture and took a pan out of his hands.

"Well that's sweet, but if you wanna make something again, just ask me okay?" I told him, trying to fix whatever he was making. "Hey, how about we just go over to Mon's and eat something there?" I suggested to Chandler.

"Yeah, that'd probably be a better idea." He told me, putting my arm around my shoulders and making our way across the hall.

authors note

hi, my names abi and this is my first like proper story on this so i'm sorry if it's not great. it'll hopefully get better as time goes on and be less depending on the actual friends script but i just need something to get it started. i want to eventually get chandler and addison together but i think i'll take things slow to keep things exiting. i'll try and update this as much as possible if people actually read it.