darlun ull be okya (towknee perry ff)

chapter juan aka the only chapter

I woke up and got out of bed. I opened the window to the toilet room ANd took an shower. I put my piece da verl t-shitt on and squealed with excitement. "Omgz.im meeting the pierce da veil today. Booty." I said to nobody at all besides my ugly mushroom face that was staring at me in the mirror. what a banana.  I wuz so excited I couldn't even. I went downstairs and saw my momma. "Alersun GEt in the car its time to go." What a bitch, I thought. I flipped my hair and sassily warlked to the char. I got in the trunk cuz thats what the kool kids do.  "Mom im hungry." I moaned in despair. She tossed a bag of dog treats in the trunk before she closed it. "Mom im vegetarian. " I screamed at her as i threw a rock at the trunk door as she closed it. It bounced off and hit me in the buttock. I ate my own bra instead. My mom couldnt unlock the trunk so she got the nearest trash can and used its rainbow powers to open it. I burst out in a cloud of smoke that smelled like raspberries and potato soup. I threw a rock at a random person because it made me snort. I carry around rocks from different countries in my Club Penguin tote bag.  We walked up to the toys r us that pierce da verl was playing at and I gave them my VIP rubber chicken so I could get in. I strutted over to the meet and greet in my neon pink full body suit. "sup bitches" I said. "My anaconda dont" vic said while twerking with his non existent booty infront of jaime. Kerllin came over and shot jaime, but the bullets bounced off of his rainbow abs and hit vic instead. Luckily they were just filled with peanut butter so they didnt hurt. "Vic I thought we had a damn good thing" kerllin said in his kerllin voice then he went over and slapped jaime with a lollipop and strutted away. "kelly wait its nut what you think" vic said as he swaggily skipped after him. Jaime followed, uncertain about vic and kerllin being alone without him and his rubber ducky. Towknee and mayk were still standing there looking at me awkwardly. "hello handsome" I said to towknee as I wiggled my unibrow. He looked at me like I had three heads, which made sense because I did. Mayk crossed his arms "wat about me im handsomer."  I smacked him with my trusty rubber chicken "yeah ur handsome too but my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun" I said while slapping towknees buttocks and pulling out my pet anaconda from my Dora The Explorer backpack. Mayk flipped his small amount of hair and walked over to Hogwarts.

Towknee looked petrified. Must be because of my stunning beauty. "so ah wanna get groovy" I said with a wink of my poop colored eyes.  He hesitated for a minute and then shrugged and reached into his pants.  He pulled out an unopened package of Oscar Meyer Weiners and handed it to me. I ripped open my rubber chicken and stuffed the hotdogs inside of it and then we had 2 million turtle children the end.

// THIS ENTIRE THING WAS A JOKE I WROTE AT 3 AM TAKE NONE OF IT SERIOUSLY LMAO\\