Adopted by One Direction (random version)

Ashton's Baby

Megaline's POV

It has been a week since Harry has told me he wanted Ashton's baby. The baby should be here any day, now. I'm very worried. I don't see how I can sneak the child to Cassdaddy, for Harry checks on Ashton constantly through both the day and night.

I know that I need to get Cassdaddy that baby. I promised her. And besides, she got Ashton for me so I must do this for her. I can't wait to see what she names it.

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It is now Friday night, and the doctor said that we should expect the baby tonight at 11:57. Harry as well as the rest of the boys are watching Ashton with me in my room. There is no possible way that Ashton is leaving the room, let alone the baby. I'd have to come up with a very clever scheme.

I've got it. I'll say that Ashton made a stinky and take him to the bathroom. I'll call Cassdaddy and tell her to wait outside the bathroom window.When she's there, I'll throw Ashy Poo out the window and she can deliver the baby by herself and return Ashton to his rightful owner, me.

We were sitting in my room with the small Ashton child. He hadn't gone to poo poo in his pants all day and it didn't seem like he was going to any time soon. It's probably the pregnancy. I know that the fetus eats all you poo poo. Luckily, none of the boys are educated in infant pregnancies. There was only one thing to do.... Poop myself.

The fart and poo poo noises were so loud. I could tell by the looks on the boys' faces that they could smell "Ashton's" stinky in his pants.

"I should probably fix that," I said picking ashton up and walking to the bathroom door.

"You're not going anywhere without one of us," Harry said. "Liam, wait outside the bathroom while Megaline fixes Asthon's little mistake."

"No can do, Harry. Louis glued my feet to the bed."

Harry was so angry, he ripped Louis' head off and fed it to Liam. Fortunately, Liam hates Louis heads so he spit it out and put it back.

"Niall! Just go stand outside the door!" Harry yelled. Niall ran to stand outside the door. I went in, closed the door, and locked it. But Harry heard the click of the lock. I heard him yelling to break down the door. There was pounding.

I didn't bother getting the poo poo out of my pants. Cassdaddy was calling my name from out the window. However, Ashton had already gone into labor. You cant throw someone who is in labor out of a window. Everyone knows that that kills them.

"Push, Ashton, push!" I screamed at my beautiful baby. Harry was screaming outside the door trying to get it open.

"Damn, that's a big baby" I said as the large child was finally out. He looked to be about 9 feet tall and 3 feet wide. He had Ashton baby blue eyes and lucious blonde hair that flew in the strong breeze of he bathroom.

Just then, the door busted down. and there stood a furious Harry staring at the nameless child.

"Cassdaddy! Catch!" I yelled as I threw the baby out the window. " His last name is Hemmings!" I yelled as she ran away. Now it was time to face Harry.

"Why would you do that?" He yelled, now with tears streaming down his leg.

"It needed to be done. I know that I must accept my consequences."

"Yes, you do. I want you to kill Ashton." He said with smirk.

"Why are you such a squidgie nose?!" I cried while running away with Ashton in my arms. We escaped the evil clutches of One Direction. We need to find new people to kidnap us. One Direction has failed me.