Bibleman shitpost

Untitled Part 1

Bibbleman screamed with rage as he smacked Vomitman.

His hand wacked write through him, and came out covered in old food bits.

"What are you doing bruh" Vomitman asked.

"DEFEATING YOUUUUU" Bibleanman screeched dramatically.

Bibbleickman got smacked 20 yards back.

He sighed. "I didn't want to do this, but I am afraid," Bibbleman held up his fist, "I have no choice."

Biblicman pulled out his trusty bible.

"WACKLE SMACKLE DEBETLE MACKRAL" Bibbbleman chanted.

"Thats not.. Thats really not a bible verse." Vomitman pointed out.

"Ah, I apologize. I grabbed the wrong book on the way out the door. That was my bee movie fanfiction. Could we possibly reschedule this battle?""I think I'll just go," Vomitman sighed, "I was looking forward to kicking your ass into tomorrow. Yet, this was a total bust."

"Lol yeah I agree," Bibbleman sighed, "Saturday at two?"

"Yeah sure ig, idk. Just like, be prepared next time" Vomitman said, showing how bored he was.

With that Vomitman vanished into nothingness.

Will we see Vomitman again? Nobody nos

Vomitman nae naed back into his house, he had no idea how to whip, but he could nae nae like hell.

You see, when Biblickman wasn't reading his precious fan-fiction, bible, or anything else, Bibleemanle loved practicing old, cringey dance moves. His favorite was the dab

and the nae nae.

Biblleman yeeted into the basement, where a man in a blue jacket was tied up.

"Hi Sans~" Bobleman said.

"First of all, my name is Joe. Second of all, its been a week, please let me out of your basement or I am going to call the authorities.

Bibbleman just slid some drugs over to Joe.

"Im not eating those." Joe said

"Oh come on~"

"No."

BibIFIman sighed.

"You'll come around soon."

He patted Joe's head, showing his disappointment.

"Thats it, I was cutting you some slack but I'm calling the cops."

".................."

"Whats a call?"

"You're insane!" Joe screamed, taking out his phone and dialing 911.