A Neckbeard Story

It was almost the end of highschool. Finals will start in a week and our little neckbeard friend is watching anime instead of studying.

"Honey, can you take out the trash?" the neckbeards mom asks.

"Yeah sure, in a minute", yells the neckbeard.

"When are you finally gonna start studying for Finals? It's in a weeks time." the neckbeards mom asks.

Annoyed by his mom constantly asking when he will start studying for finals, he goes to take out the trash. He comes back home to grab his wallet and house keys to go to the store to get some mountain dew and doritos. As he comes back home he sits down on his chair to watch anime and munch on snacks. He quietly dozes off and falls asleep but when he wakes up, he finds himself in a totally different home.

"Oh, you finally woke up!" says a smokin' hot anime babe, "I found you on the sidewalk sleeping, it was about to rain so i decided to give you some shelter."

The neckbeard assumes its a dream, this couldn't be real! He decides to enjoy it while it lasts.

"Maybe since i can control my dreams now i can make her give me a blowjob!" the neckbeard thinks to himself with a grin on his face.

As he unzips his jeans the anime babe nervously asks: "U-um why are you unzipping your p-pants?"

The neckbeard doesn't think much of it and continues to take off his pants.

"AAAAAAH! Get away from me you freak! I should've never let you in my house, GET OUT!"

He realises he should probably pull up his pants and get out before the situation escalates further. As he gets out he finds a beautiful city full of anime babes with crazy hair so colorful that it's almost mesmerizing. Each second here feels less like a dream then the last. He decides to go to the park and strike up a few conversations with some people, but everyone is so weird, everyone is behaving unlike someone in the normal world, everyone has such distinct personalities. Everything feels so real and weird, and some point he questions why he even likes this stuff, and why he acts so perverted. He thinks about how many people make fun of him for watching anime, being a neckbeard and overall just being a weird guy.

He thinks about giving up anime, shaving his awful beard, just being an overall better person and getting more friends.

It was starting to become dark so he decided to get a motel room, and go to sleep thinking about how to improve himself as a person. He slowly dazes off and everything turns black.

...

"Honey, wake up, we're gonna be late for the demolition derby!"

FIN