syd barrett and the interdementional vibe check

the panda plushie collection

Syd sadly unlocked his front door and trudged into his house. He had tried to join a religious sect that day, but was rejected because he "wasn't taking it seriously". He walked upstairs and into his bedroom. He flopped down onto his bed and screamed into one of his many throw pillows, all of which had prints of Jeremy renner's face on them. He had ordered them as a joke using the Jeremy renner app, but decided to keep them because it turned out they were nice for screaming into.

When syd was done screaming he walked into his walk-in closet and turned on the light, illuminating the small space and revealing his extensive collection of panda plushies that lined the shelves. Clothes covered the floor and were shoved under his bed and into drawers because there was no space for them where his pandas sat.

He sat on the floor and took a couple tabs of acid.

"You guys are the only ones who understand me" syd said, looking up at his pandas' expressionless faces.

Soon he was trippin pretty hardcore and vibing to some 1600s sea shanties in the middle of his closet. Suddenly, he heared the front door unlock. He quickly exited the closet and closed the door behind him. It was then when he realized he had no idea where the key was to lock the closet door.

"Oh, shit! The bois will surely find out about my extensive panda plush collection!" He said and frantically looked around the room for the key as the sound of Roger's footsteps could be heared, approaching syd's room.

"Syd, I'm home" Roger said. "Nick called and said he had to work late tonight, so the show is cancelled. But I got off work early so that's pretty dope"

"Yah, uh huh" syd said nervously as he frantically searched under Jeremy renner pillows and piles of clothes for the key to his closet door. Suddenly, his bedroom door opened.

"So how's it goi-"

Syd froze. They stared at each other for a couple seconds.

"What are you looking for?" Roger asked him and raised an eyebrow. "Also, can I just say that this bedroom is, like, PEAK interior design? Seriously" said Roger.

"Oh, uh, thanks" said syd nervously as he waded in the sea of Jeremy renner throw pillows and dirty laundry that went up to his knees.

"The neon pink and wine red striped curtains really pull the whole look together" Roger remarked.

"Oh, uh, y- you like it? Thanks" syd managed to stutter. He rubbed the back of his neck with the palm of his hand.

"Anyways, I was wondering if I could borrow one of your jackets, mine got chewed up by a fucking wild zobo today. Who knew zobo ate neon green stuff? Haha"

"Everyone knew that" said syd. "Also, my uh... my closets a mess, you won't be able to find anything in there, I wouldn't bother trying, hahah"

"Oh, it's fine. Mine is too" Roger said as he reached for the doorknob.

"NO WAIT-" syd yelled, trying to stop him from opening the door, but it was too late. Roger froze on terror at the sight of exactly 358 panda plushies staring into his soul.

"S- syd..." Roger choked "you know how I feel about stuffed animals"

He walked over to syd, towering over him. It's funny how a small height difference cam seem so significant when you feel intimidated.

"Roger... Roger I'm sorry. Please. No." Syd begged, but it was too late.

"Vibe... CHECK" Roger said and pulled a hammer from behind his back and took a full swing to syd's face, knocking him out.

To be continued...