discontinued joke fic piss

Chapter 1-the confession

It was an average day for Midoriya.

He woke up, brushed his teeth, and got changed for school. Just like he always did.

But he noticed that there was one thing that continuously motivated him to go to UA, even during the hardest times.

All might.

Deku had always felt something in his heart for that muscular hero. His charming smirk, strong attitude, and positive approach.

And it made him so attractive. Deku had never felt that way about anyone before.

It had started off as how a fan would feel towards an idol; pure admiration. Nothing more. But his feelings had blossomed over time. And meeting him in person... Well that was that.

And soon, the aspiring hero had finished getting ready for school. One thing was left for Deku to do.

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[Deku's POV]

It was about lunchtime. I'd been invited to All Might's office once more for lunch, as usual. He had seemed to take a liking to me, giving hope that maybe this bizarre relationship would work out.

The hope gave me a sense of happiness that was rare to me, feeling comfort in having a healthy relationship with the one I loved.

"Young Midoriya! Good day to you!"

I was greeted with a hard pat on the back, knocking the breath out of my lungs.

I turned around to see All might, smiling like usual, holding a bento box wrapped in a floral cloth in his left hand.

"Lets go have a bite to eat, okay?"

I followed him into his office, feeling shaky at the idea of being alone with him. The possibilities of what could possibly happen are endless. Just the thought of what he- what we could do in that office made my heart pound even faster...

He led me into his office, smiling as he sat me down in one of his comfy armchairs. The smell of his cologne mixed with the smell of the fresh cut roses on the coffee table made the butterflies in my stomach flutter.

"So, Young Midoriya..." he sighed, sitting down across from me tiredly. "It's a nice day to have lunch together, isn't it?"

"R-right!"

His smell was making me feel dizzy. I could barely think straight with the love of my life sitting right in front of me.

He kept talking, but his words had no impact on me. I didn't listen.

My eyes slowly traveled to his lips. I wondered how they'll feel against mine.

I was snapped violently from my daze after I felt All Might's hand on my shoulder.

"Are you alright?" he asked, the apt look of concern plastering his face.

"Y-yes! I'm f-fine!" I stammered, playing with my thumbs. "Just a bit tired, haha."

He looked at me suspiciously, then nodded. "Okay. Just let me know if anything bothers you, alright?" All Might reached over and slowly slid his hand down my arm and looked away. And in that moment, allI wanted was for my dream to come true.

"A-all might," I stammered. "I-"

I wanted to tell him how I felt, how I really felt, but I didn't have enough courage. But it would happen eventually. I just needed to make a move.

"What's the matter, Midoriya?"

I gulped, feeling a lump in my throat. The words were there, on the tip of my tongue. But they wouldn't surface.

"A-All might," I mumbled. "I've wanted to say this for a while now. A-and I'm sure you don't feel the same!"

I jumped to my feet, feeling my face light up.

"E-er... The thing is..."

I looked away for a moment. Looking him straight in the face was impossible.

"I- I like you," I mumbled. "I like you a lot."

I barely caught the look of shock on his face as I grew lightheaded and fell to the floor.