life as a cat

my life as a cat

This will be a very short story

My name is princess (not her real name)
I am 16 years old ( that is her real age)
I live with another cat named Jack and I like to call him jerk face because he beats him up sometimes yes he has gotten better but I will still end him well maybe not maybe just beat him up it's to much work to kill him and then hide his body somewhere

So I will just beat him up instead he is messing with the queen of cats and he needs to learn his place but any I also have this big tall thing who lives with me I think they say dog and I like this dog he protected me from that stupid jerk face cat oh and these tall things I mean taller then the dog I think they are called people

But to me these so called people are peasants the peasants call me cute I mean I know I am but they need to back the hell up don't they know I'm to good for them

Well maybe they aren't so bad they do feed me I have this one peasant I talk to but we never understand each other so I give up and go to sleep but I did notice  if I put my paw on this peasant it does what I want

Maybe I could use this as a way to get all the peasants to do what I want I mean I'm the queen of cats they must do what I want but then again I hate to be around loud things so I guess I will keep to myself sleep eat and keep trying to talk to my favorite peasant

Honestly my life is pretty good for a cat

I know this was a super short story about life as a cat but I just tried to think as my cat and it wasn't easy but anyway even though it was super short I hope you like it and yes I will go back to doing nalu stories again