☆ Trolls World Tour ☆

Chapter 30

Branch Hyperventilates.
"OH NO! THE REEF CORALS ARE CLOSING IN AROUND ME!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! WHAT IF I TURN INTO PATRICK STAR?! OR A WILL SMITH FISH!?!?!?!?!"

Trollex Rolled His Eyes And Went To Branch.

Branch Pulled His Hair.
"OR WHAT IF THEY MAKE ME GO INTO THE PERFUME SECTIONS IN MALLLSSS?!?!?!?!?!"

Trollex Slapped Branch.
"DUDE!"

Branch Finally Shuts Up.

"LISTEN TO ME.
YOU. ARE. GONNA. BE. O.K"
Trollex Shook Branch.

".........ow-"
Branch Rubbed His Cheek.

Trollex Facepalms.

"Wait So, You All Aren't Gonna Eat Me Alive?"
Branch Asked.

"Nope"
Trollex Replied.

"Or Make Me Go Into Perfume Sections In Malls?"
Branch Asked.

Trollex Blinked.
"Uhhh.....Pretty Sure We Won't?"

"Phew Good. So, Who Are All?"
Branch Questioned.

"Well I'm King Trollex. DJ Master Of The Techno Trolls!"
Trollex Introduced.

"Wait Wait Wait, The Techno Trolls?"
Branch Said.

Trollex Nods.
"Yupperoni"

"The Techno Trolls.......ARE FISHES?!"
Branch Said.

"Pretty Much"
Trollex Said.

"I'm Not Proud Of It-"
TBDB Said.

"Then....Why Isn't Everything Here.....Techy?"
Branch Asked.

"Everything Was, Until A Miss Hard Rocker Queen Decided To Steal Our String For Her Diabolical Plan"
Trollex Said.

"Wait, Hold It! Hard Rocker Queen? You Mean.....Queen Barb?"
Branch Said.

"Yup"
Trollex Said.

"Yeah! She Was REEAAALLL Scary!"
TBDB Shivered.

"Dang, So Then The Only String Left Is.....Funk And Pop"
Branch Thought About The Pop String.

"Ohhhh You're A Funk Troll?"
Trollex Asked.

Branch Laughs.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- please .__."

"Then Pop It Is! What Are You Doing Here? Shouldn't You Be Protecting Your String?"
Trollex Said.

"Well, Me And The Pop Queen, Queen Poppy, Are Trying To Protect All The Strings And Bring The Trolls Together Against Barb"
Branch Explained.

"Ooooo! Then What Are You Doing Here?"
Trollex Said.

"Barb Shot Bombs At Us And Made Us Split Apart"
Branch Said.

"What Strings Are Left?"
Trollex Asked.

"Pop And Funk. But I Need To Find Poppy Quickly. Barb Could Be On Her Away To The Funk Tribe As We Speak!"
Branch Said.

"I Can Help You Find Her!"
Trollex Posed Like Superman.

Branch Looked At Trollex.
"But You're A.....Ya Know...Fish"

"So?"
Trollex Raised His Eyebrow.

".....Ya Don't Have Legs"
Branch Said.

The Techno Trolls Gasp.

"FLIPPER-SIST!
TBDB Shouted.

Branch Blinked.

Pennywhistle Poked Out Branch's Hair.
"Hey Brancho! What's With All The-"

Pennywhistle Saw The Techno Trolls.

"......Yeah I'm Just Gonna...."
Pennywhistle Went Back In Branch's Hair.

Trollex Blinked.
"Who Was-"

"Skip It"
Branch Said.

"Maybe There's A Way I Can Help You Get Back To The Pop Queen"
Trollex Started Thinking.

"Really?!"
Branch's Ears Perked Up.

Trollex Nods.
"Yep, But It's Gonna Be Crazy!"

"Oh Gosh....Crazy Is Poppy's Favorite Word In Plans"
Branch Said.

"Button Buddy! Follow Me! I Got An Idea!"
Trollex Gestured.

"On It!"
TBDB Followed Trollex.

Branch Sighs.
"I Hope Poppy's Alright......Wherever She May Be...."