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shipping      call    and   one   liners.
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TO   DROP   THEM.  shipping  call:   everything   is   unlimited but there are some ships that are strict for chemistry only so respect my choice if i deny u a spot.   DON'T   BE   AFRAID  TO  PM  TO  PLOT!

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001.    friends.    
you two enjoy doing fun activities together and hang out most of the time when she's   not  locked  up  or  running  away  from  the  cops.    she  has  probably  broken  into  your  house just to crash on the couch.     though she always makes sure to keep your place nice and clean,     there  are  always  a  few  times  where  she  occasionally  breaks  something  out  of anger.     overall,     she's good company to keep around and she doesn't mind always spending the day  or  night  with you.

002.    friends    with   benefits.
sneaking   around,   escaping   from   the
sight   of   the  joker  somehow  managed  to
excite  harley.   when  the  joker  couldn't  give
her   what   she   wanted,   she   would go to  you.   you two are comfortable with each other both outside the sheets and inside the sheets.    even though sometimes it's scary to think if anyone were to find you guys out,     but  that's  what  makes  it  all  the  more  exciting.      sometimes you two go out and do fun things together at night,   get to know each other a little more.     [  all nsfw interactions will be taken to pms.  ]

003.    enemies.
she   hates   you   and   you  hate  her.  you
two  always  came  close  to  killing  each  other.   she thinks you're the only one who takes her serious around gotham,    so she never hesitates to go all out on you.     you've seen the true insanity inside her head and you know what she's capable of,   she knows what you're capable of as well,    but   who  knows  which  will  drop  dead  first?

004.    ex  lovers.
before   harley   became  "  harley  quinn  "   you 
two   used   to   date.   now  that  you  see   what
she's   become,   you're   glad   you're   not  dating
her  anymore.   whenever  she  sees  you,  it's  all
angst.       it could've been sweet if it would've been you.     sometimes harley falls in love all over again when she sees your face besides feeling sadness,    but  she  always  manages  to  slip  through  your  fingers,    how  long  until  you're  the  one  slipping?

BONUS  * 
005.    enemies   with   benefits.
even   though   you   two   hate   each   other,
there's   a   fuck   ton   of   tension.   whenever
you   come   across   each   other  —  sometimes it escalates.    though,   you're probably the only one who is rudely honest with harley and   doesn't   sugar  coat  things.      even though   she has no feelings for you—    she does   get  jealous from   time to   time.    besides   that you two debate between views of the world and lifestyles,    but that's because at the end of the day,    you two can't seem to meet eye to eye.      STRICT WITH THIS ONE.    must have good chemistry.    [ all nsfw will be taken to pms. ]

006.     lovers.
you   managed   to   catch   her   friend  and  steal
her   away   from   the   toxic   grasp   of   the   joker.
even    though   she's   still   crazy   and   painted  as
the  villain,   you  love  her   and   that's   enough   proof   for   her   to  stay.     flighty and always ready to flee when things get serious,     she told you she would be ready to settle down if it was    with  you.
STRICT WITH THIS ONE.    must have chemistry.  [ all nsfw will be taken to pms. ]

007.  joker.
you're the reason why she's like this in the first place.     if  it  wasn't  for  her  falling  in  love  with  you,    being  obsessed  with  you,      she would've been normal.      she's madly in love with you    and  does  her  best  to  try  and  make  you  happy.    you two go back and forth and get into heated arguments,     but  she  still  comes  back  at  the  end.    though,    maybe one day   she'll  finally  leave  you.   [ all nsfw will be taken to pms. ]

ONE   LINERS  :•   NONE  BELOW

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ONE   LINERS  :
•   NONE  BELOW.  00.
•   " i think you're better like this, with all those rotten thoughts empty from your head. "  01.
" oh my god, is it a werewolf? i always wanted to meet a werewolf! "  02.
" why can't a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? "  03.
" i have done everything you said. every test, every trial, every initiation. i have proved i loved you! just accept it! "  04.
" you don't even know how jealous i can get. " [nsfw.]   05.
" my heart scares you, but a gun doesn't? "  06.
" GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! i tried to go straight, but nobody let me! i'm gonna show 'em that NOBODY FUCKS with HARLEY QUINN! "  07.
" so are you going to finish me off right here or what? "  08.
" you can try to run from me, but i'll always find you. "  09.
" do you like the taste of my lips? " [ nsfw. ] 10.

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