L Lawliet x Reader Oneshots 3 // Series 2 • Death Note [COMPLETED]

If DN was set nowdays

As we're almost in 2020 (ew, I'm still processing 2015) I thought I'd make you all this short little thing. Feel free to add stuff in the comments. Just a short thing while o make the next chapter.

If death note was set in 2019.

Light, clicking his pen to write in the death note: V I B E C H E C K.

Anyone on taskforce: L you can't do that! It's not right!
L: ok boomer.

Matsuda, running into Misa's room: MISA MAKE A TIKTOK WITH ME-

Light: for fuck sake L this group chat is for the case matters only stop sending FUCKING MEMES-

Aizawa: this is a serious group chat, no stupid names or jokes.
L, who was about to name the chat 'Light is the ultimate Kira kinnie: y-yeah, you're right.

The successors, trying to sleep: ...
Matt: creeper
Mello: AW MAN-
Near: so we back in the mine
L, banging on the door: GO TO SLEEP.
*silence*
L: got our pickaxe swinging from side to side...

Light: I'm not kira, but if I was... I'D KILL THE HOMOPHOBES.
L:...
L:... I'll allow it, but you're on THIN fucking ice.

Mello: Matt what the fu- what are you wearing?
Matt, with three pairs of goggles on: respect the drip KAREN.

Light: and what do we say say when we feel like this?
L: streaks don't hit me up, only real ones know-
Light: Jesus fucking-

Mello, in hospital after being burnt: I'm *hits the woah* C R I S P Y.

Misa, realising as long as she bakes L a cake he'll take her shopping in return: LIGHT IMMA BOUNCE THIS ASS FOR A RICH ASS SUGAR ADDICT-

Matt: what do you think?
Near: *looks at his striped shirt* you look like an e-boy.

Misa: wheres Light
L: it's December first
Misa:.... O H.

Misa: I'm GOTH - not a FUUCKKING E GIRL.

L: damn Kira be wildin-

Misa: L why is your contact picture for me a moth?
L: *looks at her* *looks at light* *looks into the camera*

Matt: you know maybe joining the mafia is a bit extreme, you could have just made up with Ne-
Mello: peace was never an option.

Light: anyway so be gay, do crime
L, a detective: yes the first, no the second.

Near: I can't do this, stress is bad for the baby
Mello: what baby, you're a man?
Near: me.... I'm baby.

Misa, bursting into the room: I GOT TEA
L, who secretly likes watching the train wreck of others lives: SPILL.

Light: so this whole Kira thing is a S I S T E R S C A N D A L.
L: never say that again.

Light: L why are you crying
L: MCR ARE BACK FU-

L: so basically Kira killed like 600 people.
Light: and I oop-

Near: bitch I'm UwU.

L, dying his hair for the sixth time this week after his theory on Light and Misa was debunked: MeNtAl BrEaKdOwN cHeCk