The Life Of A Roadman

The beginning.

It was just him, and the dark void of space. His thoughts were the only thing that existed.' Nah fam.. don't give davey the good stuff yeah? You get me?" He muttered to himself.
He was just an orb, a pure blue ball of matter and dust. Steve was a roadman since the very beginning all those millions of years ago.
He woke up from his forever lasting dream, " Where the fuck am I..? Oh yeah, it's probably the mushies kicking in." He thought
He thought that he was, high yet again. And yet he didn't notice that you had complete control of what happens. Isn't that right Steve?

"Fuck off blud."

Very well.

He began to expand, his very soul stretched and ripped. He opened his eyes, he saw. Nothing. Just pure darkness. You then thought about how you could, make his life a little harder for your amusement. Well it doesn't work like that.

Steve began to expand even faster, the orb he is in started to crack. Then BOOM, the orb collapsed. Then little white specs appeared around him.

"What is this shit?" He said to you.

'Your cocaine stash mate.' You said.

"Uhh.. I have no idea what your talking about." He mumbled.

'Keep in mind bruv, I'm in your head.' You said.

The white specs began to light up, they were becoming stars. Steve was the atoms pushing and pulling and creating new things as you and him spoke.

Then one light changed colour. It went from white to black immediately,  Something was wrong with the black star. "Aye fam, what's wrong with this one?" Steve questioned.

'I dunno.'

Steve flicker it, a little blink of yellow appeared. Then disappeared. He and just destroyed a star.
"Uh oh.."

Then, a massive flash, the void lit up. It increased in brightness.

Then..

POOF

Only one star remained.

'This star is unique.' You said.

Little planets started to form around the star, almost immediately. Then one planet caught Steve's eye.

"Yeah.. it is mate." Steve muttered.

"I SHALL NAME IT, EARTH." He cackled.

'Ok... strange. But, different.' You said.

The rest was history. All that big man Steve did was wait until the time was right to arrive and greet his creation.

You would chuckle at Steve because how much he cared about the little worthless planet.

It was rather amusing to watch.