Ava: Kung Jin?

Kung Jin: Daughter of Kenshi.

Ava: I am not his daughter.
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Sub zero: Your team is in over their heads.

Kung Jin: Are you saying we need leadership training?

Sub zero: No, I'm saying stay as a team.
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Sonya: Sup Jin.

Kung Jin: Sonya Blade.

Sonya: Its General Blade to you.
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Howlet: Hello sister slayer.

Kung Jin: What the hell do you mean?

Howlet: I'm not the only one who saw how Luna met you.
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Erron Black: Shoalin Punk.

Kung Jin: Only Cassie calls me that.

Erron Black: But she's dead blubber boy.
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Jax Briggs: Funny, always imagined you taller.

Kung Jin: Stop cracking about my height.

Jax Briggs: That is not what I meant.
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Kung Jin: Your a furry right?

Luna: My kind are not what you think they are.

Kung Jin: Alright sorry, I'm joking with you.
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Kung Jin: Surprisingly, there's more bad fanfiction about you then us.

Cassie: I get disturbed when I read it.

Kung Jin: I'll read some later.
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Katlyn: Sholin?

Kung Jin: Yes I am.

Katlyn: Wheres Luna when you need her.
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Kung Jin: Mad that Takeda is dating me?

Scorpion: No, I'm mad he didn't tell me.

Kung Jin: You are such a dad.
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Kenshi: Do not try anyway with Takeda.

Kung Jin: He's the one doing crap with me.

Kenshi: Remind me to scold him later.
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Kung Jin: So you've been thinking about what Kung Loa said?

Cassie: Yes, I don't know how to feel about it.

Kung Jin: Don't ever, think about what he said.
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D'vorah: Do you remember when this one knocked you out in the Jensei temple?

Kung Jin: You never knocked me out.

D'vorah: You left your friend to fend for herself.
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Kung Jin: Are you my conscious?

Kung Jin: Nope, I'm you.

Kung Jin: Man am I this handsome?
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Kung Jin: I'm totally you dude.

Kung Jin: Mabye an evil robot me.

Kung Jin: For some reason I'm getting Daja vu.
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Kung jin: Last night I had the strangest dream.

Takeda: Did you sail away to China again?

Kung Jin: This time you had to get your laundry cleaned?
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(When Cassie was single)

Frost: Is Cassie single.

Kung Jin: Stay the hell away from her.

Frost: I'll get my wish.
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Vidalia: Hello Jin, looking gay as usual.

Kung Jin: Haha very funny.

Vidalia: I'm only just getting started.
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Kung Jin: Oh my god its Keanu Reeves.

Vidalia: That's actually kinda funny.

Kung Jin: COME ON I worked 2 full hours on that joke.
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Kung Jin: Hey honey.

Fujin: Greetings Jin.

Kung Jin: Don't wrestle me to the ground now.

(I can't help it, I ship Kung Jin and Fujin)
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