And...So It Goes On (Firefly Family Spin-off)

The Call

Otis, Baby, and Foxy are driving on a back dirt roads in the Mr. Baggy clown van. Otis is driving, Baby is in the backseat and Foxy is in the front seat counting money. They robbed a little gas station out in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere. Otis robbed it while Foxy and Baby brutally mudered everyone in the station. Baby and Foxy are covered in blood.

Foxy: OOOOOWWWWOOOOOO.

Otis covers his right ear.

Otis: Ow, Fucker, how much?

Foxy: $2,000

Otis: Jesus, for a small gas station in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, they were pretty fuckin' loaded.

Foxy: Yeah no kidding. There is a motel just up here on the next road.

When they robbed the gas station, they stole a shit ton of bottled waters. Baby is soaked in blood. It soaked through her clothes. She takes off her shirt, pants and panty's. The blood soaked through and got on her vagina. She is nude in the back seat. She opens up some water bottles and pours some on her to clean off. After she cleans off, she dries off with some washcloths in the back of the van. She puts on a black thong, tight jeans, boots, a Reservoir Dogs T-shirt, and a black sweatshirt. Otis pulls the van into the parking lot of a small hotel. Otis hands Foxy a hair tie.

Otis: Okay, put your hair in a bun and get us a room.

Foxy: I fucking hate manbuns.

Otis: Just do it motherfucker.

Foxy: I kill people with manbuns. Besides, I don't know how to tie a bun.

Baby: Want me to help?

Foxy: Please.

Baby moves up and ties Foxy's hair into a bun.

Baby: There.

Foxy takes a deep breath.

Foxy: Fuck my life.

Foxy exits the car and walks into the front lobby. Baby starts humming a happy tune in the back of the car.

Otis: Hey, Baby. Whatever happen to your dipshit ex-boyfriend?

Baby: Billy? We still talk from time to time.

Otis: Can you give him a call? We can use another riding partner. He may be retarded, but man was he a ruthless killer.

Baby giggles. Foxy walks out of the front lobby and motions them to come with him to the room. They get out of the car and follow Foxy to their room, Room 2. Foxy opens the door and they step in.

Foxy: Jesus man, I can't believe it worked.

Foxy is tired, so he immediately jumps onto the bed. Otis walks over to the bathroom door.

Otis: I'm gonna take a shower. Baby, call your retarded ex-boyfriend.

Baby: Shut the fuck up Otis, you wanted him so don't call him fucking retarded.

Otis: Oh my bad, Dipshit.

Baby: Fuck you.

Otis: Fuck you.

Baby: Shut the fuck up you fucking Rob Zombie wannabe!

Otis flips her off. Foxy jolts up.

Foxy: Jesus fucking Christ, shut the fuck up! I'm trying to fucking sleep! Otis take your fucking shower, Baby call your ex-boyfriend! FUCK!

Foxy lays back down as Otis walks in and closes the bathroom door. Baby walks over to the phone and dials her ex-boyfriend.

Billy: Hello?

Baby: Hey Billy, it's Baby.

Billy: Oh hey, what's up?

Baby: Could you drive here? Otis wants you to ride with us.

Billy: Woah, that's a big ask. Where are you?

Baby: We got out of Mexico and we are now in Georgia.

Billy: Okay, where in Georgia?

Baby: We are at a Motel six.

Billy: Wait, how the hell are you guys in America, you guys are like wanted for a lot of money.

Baby: We got disguised, got into America robbed a lonely gas station in Arkansas, and got a motel room at Motel Six in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere in Georgia. When you head out I'll let Otis tell you where we are exactly because I don't fucking know.

Billy laughs.

Billy: All Right, I'll start to head out soon, I just have to take care of some stuff.

Baby: Muah. Thanks.

Baby Hangs up the phone.

                                                    "TWO DAYS LATER"

Baby, is waiting outside of the motel smoking a cigarette. A tan 1966 Cadillac Coupe Deville pulls into the parking lot. It's Billy. He is younger, wearing sunglasses. Baby skips over to the window.

Baby: Hello, Billy.

Billy: Baby. I stole this car from some fucking bitch, she is in the trunk, want to help me dispose of her?

Baby: Fuck Yeah!

Baby skips over to the passenger seat and sits down. They drive off.
  The car stops in the middle of nowhere. Absolutely nothing around. Billy and Baby get out of the car and Billy walks to the back and opens the trunk. There is a naked girl in there crying, she jumps out screaming and Billy grabs her by the hair.

Billy: AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH! No one can fucking hear you out here bitch. You ain't helping shit you're just being fucking obnoxious. Now before you die, do you have anything you want to say?

The girl just spits blood in his face and on his sunglasses.

Girl: FUCK YOU!

Billy takes off the sunglasses!

Billy: You got blood on my fucking glasses.

He punches her, as baby laughs. Billy throws her to the ground and mounts on top of her. He pulls out a huge Buck Knife. He raises it above his head and stabs her multiple times in the face and kills her brutally. Baby just sits there and laughs.

END OF CHAPTER 1